Mundanities

[Mortimer]

Do you enjoy candy cigarettes?



What about Yuhtzee?..I mean Yahtzee?









And what other absolutley sleep inducing banalities do you covet?

[paisjpq]

racing and flocking....

[Mortimer]

Uh...if cetain posters don't mind......



..this is for provocative games and personal pleasures enjoyed by the medicore who appreciate the tritefull things in life.

So if you cannot contribute please go to a room of your choice.

[paisjpq]

I thought I spoke loudly and clearly,



RACING AND FLOCKING.

[Mortimer]

I have photos of some old cigar wrappers I would like to share with you all a little later..




Should be quite a treat.

[Mortimer]

Oh boy.








It would appear someone still has an old bone to pick.

[Mortimer]

But thanks for speaking loudly and clearly.

[paisjpq]

You're Welcome

[Mortimer]

How very perfunctory of you....anytime.

[Rileyoriley]

Yesterday it was mental anguish, today your hearing is shot. You're falling apart my friend.



I LIKE TO PLAY TRIPLE YAHTZEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I DO NOT LIKE MONOPOLY.


CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?????????????????

[Mortimer]

Yes...you like to lay simple potsies and do not dyke dichotomy.








( ah dunno)

[Rileyoriley]

There doesn't appear to be anything wrong with your hearing after all.

[ArlJim78]

wax lips

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

wax lips

Wasn't that some kind of candy back in the 60's-70's??

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

There doesn't appear to be anything wrong with your hearing after all.

OOOOOOOOOO

[Downthestretch55]

candy- I'll say real maple sugar. If you've ever had "jack wax", you'll know what I'm saying. If you haven't, that's your loss.

games- checkers, chess, bocci, horseshoes (pitching).

collections- antique fishing lures and racing memorobilia.
If you need a horseshoe, just tell me the name of your favorite horse. You can pm me the name and I'll give you the P O Box to mail your certified check to, s&h extra. I'll mail you a shoe. It might not be from your favorite horse but I can guarantee that it has been worn by one of its equine relatives. It might even bring you good luck.
Get em now, as the supply is limited and this offer will not be repeated.

[Mortimer]

...uh...may be a good time for pick up sticks fans to jump in here.....

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

...uh...may be a good time for pick up sticks fans to jump in here.....

I've also got a pretty good deal on pick up sticks. Just pm me with your favorite color and I'll mail one out. Reasonable prices. S+H extra.

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

...uh...may be a good time for pick up sticks fans to jump in here.....

now that's a helluva game...comes with a warning label "Caution-May induce a coma"

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

now that's a helluva game...comes with a warning label "Caution-May induce a coma"

I think it would be fun to play Indian poker via the board.




That's how real men play poker.

Oh well...off to the TopShelfWhiskeyDancers Bar.









I'm excited.