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Old 07-31-2007, 09:57 AM
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Default I Love You Thread

No it's not.












It's the new FUCl< YOU Thread!!!




YAY!!






Fucl< all a ya suns a b!tches!!
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:19 AM
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No it's not.












It's the new FUCl< YOU Thread!!!




YAY!!






Fucl< all a ya suns a b!tches!!


ok
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:25 AM
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ok



ror!...UnclyTrust!!


Highly Amusing ma'am!

Did ya know Buckwheat pronounces your name Buggly Buds?







And a fine fucl< you to you.....and you know I mean that.
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:33 AM
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ror!...UnclyTrust!!


Highly Amusing ma'am!

Did ya know Buckwheat pronounces your name Buggly Buds?







And a fine fucl< you to you.....and you know I mean that.

oooh buggly buds, I like that!!


And a mighty fine fucl< you to you also!
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:41 AM
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oooh buggly buds, I like that!!


And a mighty fine fucl< you to you also!





Gosh...thank you so fucl<ing much.


Now give me the insider dope on what went on there last week.
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:50 AM
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Gosh...thank you so fucl<ing much.


Now give me the insider dope on what went on there last week.

oh Morty, my friend, you wouldnt believe me if I told ya.


It was a great time though, and I confessed my love for you infront of all.



Or going on the theme of this thread, my fucl< for you!
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:54 AM
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oh Morty, my friend, you wouldnt believe me if I told ya.


It was a great time though, and I confessed my love for you infront of all.



Or going on the theme of this thread, my fucl< for you!



FUCl<IN'-AYE!




But I would also like the dirt.

Give it to me straight....all of it.

Just pm me.




Promise not to tell.

Honest.

On Buckwheat's word of honor.
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:56 AM
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FUCl<IN'-AYE!




But I would also like the dirt.

Give it to me straight....all of it.

Just pm me.




Promise not to tell.

Honest.

On Buckwheat's word of honor.
We had a Toga Party, you no-showed.
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:01 AM
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We had a Toga Party, you no-showed.
This is true.


But Condy Rice asked me to stay with her all last week.








So I did!
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:02 AM
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This is true.


But Condy Rice asked me to stay with her all last week.








So I did!
Well, then FUCl< YOU for that!
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:03 AM
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This is true.


But Condy Rice asked me to stay with her all last week.








So I did!


whoa whoa whoa... you passed up a Toga Party for Condy Rice???


I am so disappointed.
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:13 AM
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Well, then FUCl< YOU for that!

ror!



You jealous fucl<!





Oh forget her political sway if that's what bothers you. Do you realize how much fun it was to drill that little brainiac/vamp?


It's not often you get a chance at a mix such as she offers.
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:13 AM
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whoa whoa whoa... you passed up a Toga Party for Condy Rice???


I am so disappointed.

I think you're jealous,too.






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Old 07-31-2007, 11:16 AM
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whoa whoa whoa... you passed up a Toga Party for Condy Rice???


I am so disappointed.

And where is my Saratoga Journal...ma'am?
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:18 AM
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I think you're jealous,too.







actually, after that description you gave to Sniper, I am jealous.
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:24 AM
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And where is my Saratoga Journal...ma'am?

I think you need to be in Saratoga to have a Journal sir.



If you meant me, then here it is:

Day 1 - 36 :

Woke up way to early. Leave house at 9:10 to get to that track at 9:30. Slave over the sausage grill at Carolina BBQ from 9:30 to 5:30 or 6. Have my customary beer or two near Byk's Cue and watch the final race from Saratoga and a race from Del Mar. Go home at 6:30 or 7. Shower. Drink obscene amounts with Joey and or any other DTer who is there. Some nights go out and check out all the hot filly's around town while getting more hammered.

Go to bed around 1:30 am.

Next day, get up and repeat, rinse and dry.
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:26 AM
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I think you need to be in Saratoga to have a Journal sir.



If you meant me, then here it is:

Day 1 - 36 :

Woke up way to early. Leave house at 9:10 to get to that track at 9:30. Slave over the sausage grill at Carolina BBQ from 9:30 to 5:30 or 6. Have my customary beer or two near Byk's Cue and watch the final race from Saratoga and a race from Del Mar. Go home at 6:30 or 7. Shower. Drink obscene amounts with Joey and or any other DTer who is there. Some nights go out and check out all the hot filly's around town while getting more hammered.

Go to bed around 1:30 am.

Next day, get up and repeat, rinse and dry.
Liar!
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:27 AM
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actually, after that description you gave to Sniper, I am jealous.

I have to tell you I only like older women.





I am sorry to break this news to you ...but too fucl<in' bad.
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:28 AM
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Liar!

Well it beats JoeyTooManyTimes' journal.
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:29 AM
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Who is going to fucl< me?????



Lindsay Lohan?






























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