Coolest Horse Names :

[fpsoxfan]

Some of the younger folks may not remember, but there was a horse named "Stinky Dinky" that ran on the NYRA circuit maybe 8-10 years back. Does anyone remember? Some other favorites

Bella Belluci - I'm sure that's spelled wrong
High Peaks

[sundaysilenceforever]

I liked Winrwinrchkndiner....RIP boy.

"My Balls" would be funny, especially if scratched at the gate...
There's already a "Golden Balls" and "Silver Knockers". Now that could be a pairing with some great name possibilities!

[GBBob]

Two from AP this year come to mind..

Thong or Pantys

Sirwinzalot

[pmayjr]

This subject comes up once every few months, and I give the same answer everytime. There was a low-level claimer that ran at Canterbury in the mid-90s called
Spanky Clean.
Best ever!

[Heels1989]

Current favorite name: Panty Raid

And as a kid, my family owned a couple of standardbreds who ran over at Saratoga Harness: Magnificent Wooo and Time To Bet

[Unstable]

Originally Posted by letswastemoney

Actually...I have never thought of a name more cool than Funny Cide.

I think if Funny Cide were named anything different, he would lose some of that appeal.

I think the same can be said for Smarty Jones.

My favorite funny name was Jimmy Hoofa.

[Cajungator26]

Bodacious Tatas and Smelly still top my list.

[justindew]

Sorry if any of these have already been named:

Tihs Ho (spell it backwards)- I think this was a filly who ran at Keeneland a lot when I was in college back in the late 90s.

Thunderpumper- Ran a Churchill at least once, I think.

Shesastonecoldfox- Ran in the 2001 BC Juv. Fillies.

[PPerfectfan]

Years ago there was a QH filly named Patched Panties. Also one named Barbara Mandell.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Big Daddy Ray
Shot O' Bourbon

That's fucl<ed up, but I'm not entirely surprised.

[dr. fager]

I was always fond of my Dad's horse....Pickup Artist

http://www.allbreedpedigree.com/pickup+artist

[my miss storm cat]

The gelding New Balls Please.

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15072

[ddthetide]

megahertz, very cool little horse.

[viscount26]

I remember a female trainer in England running one called Mary Hinge, but the name was changed, when someone pointed it out to the jockey Club. And thats an inside joke for the Brits and Irish on here

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by viscount26

I remember a female trainer in England running one called Mary Hinge, but the name was changed, when someone pointed it out to the jockey Club. And thats an inside joke for the Brits and Irish on here

haha

[ALostTexan]

There is a cool little Quarterhorse that runs on the Arizona Fair Circuit named "Chicks Got Secrets".

There is another that runs here called "He's Bold". I always liked him because of his trainer, who speaks very, very little English. I remember the first time that he entered him this spring that I was taking entries, the trainer came up and entered "EEEE's Boooouuuud". I couldn't figure it out at all. He kept on saying "EEEE's Boooouuuud". I finally looked up the papers and found that he was called "He's Bold". A decent $1,000 claimer around here, but one of my favorites...

[letswastemoney]

There's a maiden claimer around Del Mar named Nosey Britches...

[brianwspencer]

Thong or Panties.

[ALostTexan]

Originally Posted by letswastemoney

There's a maiden claimer around Del Mar named Nosey Britches...

Do you remember opening day, there was a F&M race with several great ones. Naughtylilhottie, Sexy Operator, and Wild Sissy. Very fitting for opening day, and one that I had to make a comment about on ATR that day.

There was also a horse that was way overbet that day called Coronas at Delmar....

[packerbacker7964]

AN Arky breed name BOOOOOOZZZZZIng as Terry Wallace would call him. ANd Bubba Menkus Pat Day rode him back in the day. I remember a Horse name Whoseinthelead. Now that would be a funny race call. At the wire it's Whoseinthelead.