Mortimers Pretend Friends

[Mortimer]

Come on fellers....be counted as one of my pretend friends.

I would like to know how many I have. Maybe I can send Dillinger over the edge.




And he is sooooo close!

[Mortimer]

Ah ub ooo 'orda!!

[Mortimer]

Thank you Buckwheat.

[CapperZeke]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Come on fellers....be counted as one of my pretend friends.

I would like to know how many I have. Maybe I can send Dillinger over the edge.




And he is sooooo close!

I have my hand raised.


By the way.



I have 2 three's, 2 sixes and a Queen.


I raise $5000.


What do you have?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by CapperZeke

I have my hand raised.


By the way.



I have 2 three's, 2 sixes and a Queen.


I raise $5000.


What do you have?

GOO-FOO!




And thank you so much.( I actually think I know you,but fear coming out and asking. If I were wrong I would be in large trouble.)


Well let's see now...you have just 2 pair...right?


I will just call as you are still learning.



I have 2 2's...2 5's.........and 2 jacks.


3 pair beats 2 pair...I win.

[CapperZeke]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

GOO-FOO!




And thank you so much.( I actually think I know you,but fear coming out and asking. If I were wrong I would be in large trouble.)


Well let's see now...you have just 2 pair...right?


I will just call as you are still learning.



I have 2 2's...2 5's.........and 2 jacks.


3 pair beats 2 pair...I win.

Darn it.




Your right, I am still learning.


I started out with 3 Queens and 2 sixes.





But 2 of the Queens were looking at me kinda weird.



So I chucked them right in the pile.



One of them had a moustache you know.



I'll get you next time card shark.

[Mortimer]

ror!





Oh but you did the right thing.

And you almost beat me!

[Mortimer]

Boy this sure filled up fast.



All the same....my Canadian SpaceShip I borrowed from Mr. BOO-BEES is almost ready for take off.



I'm really worried about flying in this thing.




So at any time now I will vaporize and then Dillinger can reappear feeling safe.

[Cajungator26]

I refuse to give up my home. I live in the alleged Canadian Spaceship and too bad for you, but it's MINE!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I refuse to give up my home. I live in the alleged Canadian Spaceship and too bad for you, but it's MINE!

I'll put it this way..when I leave at any moment here....then if you are still here.....well I guess it wasn't your spaceship.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by CapperZeke

Darn it.




Your right, I am still learning.


I started out with 3 Queens and 2 sixes.





But 2 of the Queens were looking at me kinda weird.



So I chucked them right in the pile.



One of them had a moustache you know.



I'll get you next time card shark.

Oh, that is mighty pie-ful!

OOOOOOOOOO