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Old 08-02-2007, 02:08 PM
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Sometimes things are not as they appear.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:08 PM
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He sounds like a boozer.



A schwantz at the very least.
What is your fascination with Dellinger?

cause its kinda scary. Did he punch you? Outwit you? Or merely make you feel Mortish? I dont think he normally plays these foolish little games that I engage in during a break.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:09 PM
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Sometimes things are not as they appear.
ror!


Oh really???







A schwantz is a schwantz ma'am.



Unless you are now making a confession?
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:12 PM
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ror!


Oh really???







A schwantz is a schwantz ma'am.



Unless you are now making a confession?
You seem to have a knack for slapping labels on people and knowing what they are thinking, Mort... you tell me.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:14 PM
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You seem to have a knack for slapping labels on people and knowing what they are thinking, Mort... you tell me.


OkeyDokey!


Now ahm tellin' you.






I think you may have had HankyPanky with Dillinger.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:15 PM
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And do not speak to me in that tone again...ma'am.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:18 PM
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She is going to deny she had hanky-panky wih a known schwantz.....you watch.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:20 PM
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How many times ..Cajun?
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:22 PM
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I believe she left the premises in a huff.







Ah wonder war she went?????

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Old 08-02-2007, 02:24 PM
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You seem to have a knack for slapping labels on people and knowing what they are thinking, Mort... you tell me.
Well ya did ask ,ma'am.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:28 PM
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Maybe Dillinger will be visiting the clubhouse this weekend.






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Old 08-02-2007, 02:30 PM
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I have nothing to say to that as he is a friend of mine.

And you SIR, have officially crossed the line with me and will now be put on ignore. Good day.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:32 PM
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I have nothing to say to that as he is a friend of mine.

And you SIR, have officially crossed the line with me and will now be put on ignore. Good day.


RULE-ENG UN ZE FLOUR!!!





LEFF-ENG MAY ESS OAF!!!!










GOO-FOO!!!!



































ror!....oh my....how do I do it?
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:34 PM
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Personally I feel as though her breakdown under direct questioning is an obvious admission of guilt.





And I don't think I'm really on ignore...either.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:39 PM
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What is your fascination with Dellinger?

cause its kinda scary. Did he punch you? Outwit you? Or merely make you feel Mortish? I dont think he normally plays these foolish little games that I engage in during a break.

Well he apparently paid Steve to remove a VERY embarrassing thread in which he went com-PAH-letely beserk.


So ah guess you be wrong.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:41 PM
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Have you solved your mobius strip as of late?
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:43 PM
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And tell me what a physics teacher does...exactly.



How do you phys?
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:44 PM
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I guess the Gardener had to go back and tend to his cumquats.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:48 PM
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Anyone else?

Will that be all?




If there is no one else...I will jump in Challenged 1 and head back home.


I'll give you one minute.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:52 PM
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Well that was more than a minute.





Perhaps the TrueSwine here can now relax by attacking me en masse ....knowing they now don't have to mind their yellow streaks.
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