Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

GFY

Yes I am GooFY.

Ooooo.
That was not very ladylike.
Sorry to offend your delicate nature.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Yes I am GooFY.

Ooooo.
That was not very ladylike.
Sorry to offend your delicate nature.

You're welcome.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Tell him!











But I must ask you,












My little buttercup Uncly Trust,














Would you like to be the cheese in the middle of a DrugS and Mortimer sandwhich?

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Tell him!
But I must ask you,

My little buttercup Uncly Trust,

Would you like to be the cheese in the middle of a DrugS and Mortimer sandwhich?

I am feeling very queasy.
This could bring on projectile vomitting.

[Mortimer]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD





morningsportyfans!!!!




ror!

Ya gotta love me.






Anyhooo.....the FOD landing field is closed.I guess RipVanArty forgot to open it up.I had to return last night.I am very proud to say I refrained from posting here.



It wasn't easy.




But I do wish to let my bud boardies...I mean board buddies....know why I am not there.



I could take this opportunity to attack TrueSwine....but I remain strong.I will not be doing so.It's a waste of oink....I mean ink anyway.


But again thanks to Drugess,Hossy,Pillow and all of you for the futile effort here.It would appear even prodding from the Forest Princess Deb will not work.


But let me mention to those who seem to hate the very space I do not type on..stop your filthy lies.I have performed Horsey Talk. I did break down the triple crown for you....I did post winners in my fine Thistleydowns thead....I even helped out a strange creature asking for Belmont winners and gave him the winner in the 7th that day....which was 4...of course. My good friend CapperZeke bore witness to that.



So when you spew on about me....at least make your accusations true.


Speaking of me.....I wish to honor what I judge to be the 2 prettiest girls in NT.The nicest as well.





They would be LateFires and CapperZeke.






ROR!!



Kidding kidding!!




I'm such a dickens.






No...they would be Debbie and Thebby.

Buckwheat would say .." 'ebbie an 'ebby!"

It is the very least I could do to honor such admirable examples of fine American thudder rudders.





And even though almost no one will get what that meant.....



....I have ,once again, embarrassed myself.



Very much so!














I must hide.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Speaking of me.....I wish to honor what I judge to be the 2 prettiest girls in NT.The nicest as well.





They would be LateFires and CapperZeke.
.

You, sir, have officially crossed the line. If I had my internet comebacks book with me, I would say a number of very bad things about how you live in your mom's basement, and how you should get outside more often, and how you put too many spaces in your posts, and how you don't talk about pretty horseys enough. But I don't, so I am forced to put you on ignore. This should give me ample time to get caught up on stories from over the hill boozers trying to recapture their lost youth, gelf, and Sudanese affairs.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

You, sir, have officially crossed the line. If I had my internet comebacks book with me, I would say a number of very bad things about how you live in your mom's basement, and how you should get outside more often, and how you put too many spaces in your posts, and how you don't talk about pretty horseys enough. But I don't, so I am forced to put you on ignore. This should give me ample time to get caught up on stories from over the hill boozers trying to recapture their lost youth, gelf, and Sudanese affairs.

SNARF!






SPRAY!!!










FR&L-A!!!!










GOO-FOO!!!













And 120 StevieBogs pies for you!

[CapperZeke]

[quote=mortyfeatherhands]
Speaking of me.....I wish to honor what I judge to be the 2 prettiest girls in NT.The nicest as well.





They would be LateFires and CapperZeke.


QUOTE]

I, for one, am honored.



Although slightly embrassed.




I seem to have a spring in my step today.


I'm going to try and do a cartwheel.



Oh wait, I forgot I'm wearing a miniskirt today.



Don't want my co-workers to see something they shouldn't.





Jungle today, ya know.

[Mortimer]

[quote=CapperZeke]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Speaking of me.....I wish to honor what I judge to be the 2 prettiest girls in NT.The nicest as well.





They would be LateFires and CapperZeke.


QUOTE]

I, for one, am honored.



Although slightly embrassed.




I seem to have a spring in my step today.


I'm going to try and do a cartwheel.



Oh wait, I forgot I'm wearing a miniskirt today.



Don't want my co-workers to see something they shouldn't.





Jungle today, ya know.

ROR!!




OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





But perhaps you and LF are of the funniest as well as being among the finest ears for music.....



.....don't ya know.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Tell him!











But I must ask you,












My little buttercup Uncly Trust,














Would you like to be the cheese in the middle of a DrugS and Mortimer sandwhich?

how did you know about my dream last night?

[Mortimer]

Yes Mr. DreamCatcher.....how did you??

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

LateFires...I am hurt a bit here.



You forgot to mention my toothles pig of a wife who has to remove her false chompers when going down on my 2 inch pud.

Which was a Dillinger direct copy from Volume 19 of GIC.




I know you won't fail to do so next time.

Fucl<in' Aye !!!!

How could I forget that zinger?

That Dillinger, he's like Henny Youngman with a gelf club, ah tell ya.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

Fucl<in' Aye !!!!

How could I forget that zinger?

That Dillinger, he's like Henny Youngman with a gelf club, ah tell ya.

!!




He and Dr. Fakir would make quite a twosome.



Oh.....the airport is open again.....I must now leave. It has been great fun.

Ya never know where my fine board buddies and me will meet again.



Just remember that.

[Storm Cadet]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Maybe if we get 100 signatures Morty can get his rooms back.
I'll begin:

Antitrust32
CajunGator (cause I can)

Hang on Antitrust32:

Let me see: We have a guy here who looks like he is locked into Esoteric Room only...and when he is out roaming on the other forums, anybody who gets him angered he coolly threatens to kill the prey and then eat them!

Are you FBI agent Clarice Starling and trying to spring our own Dr. Hanibal Lecter on the innocents? Remember when the good doctor escaped? Would you and Cajun like some some fava beans and a nice chianti ?

[Mortimer]

!OOOOOOOOOO!







But..... please,sir....I do not chew my prey.

I merely kill Dillinger I mean my prey and move on.

Morton amusing... sometimes.

Are you sure the poster in your female harem is/are female?
I do not trust antitrust for obvious reasons.
I think it would squish you Morton. Careful.

Something about a Sandwich was mentioned...
I think Morton would end up in the middle.
Not pretty to think about.

[timmgirvan]

Sequestering is best for Morty....but I'll throw in the cell and 3 squares a day!

[2Hot4TV]

It's two meals a day and the first one is OATMEAL.

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV

It's two meals a day and the first one is OATMEAL.

OOOOOOOOO
THAT should help with the irregularity 'thing'!

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Storm Cadet

Hang on Antitrust32:

Let me see: We have a guy here who looks like he is locked into Esoteric Room only...and when he is out roaming on the other forums, anybody who gets him angered he coolly threatens to kill the prey and then eat them!

Are you FBI agent Clarice Starling and trying to spring our own Dr. Hanibal Lecter on the innocents? Remember when the good doctor escaped? Would you and Cajun like some some fava beans and a nice chianti ?

good one!