Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Morton amusing... sometimes.

Are you sure the poster in your female harem is/are female?
I do not trust antitrust for obvious reasons.
I think it would squish you Morton. Careful.

Something about a Sandwich was mentioned...
I think Morton would end up in the middle.
Not pretty to think about.

not a good one



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A subtle shot fired back... ouch!

[Mortimer]

Well it appears I have fallen out of favor with all but none....almost.




But no problem...I have left anyways.I never did like her.

I have left the other place as well,but in a way I am thought still there.

I excell at camouflage.



No one likes me.

Good.

I do not want to be liked.




Take The Gardener .
Please!

I cut him out of the pack long ago.I laid in wait...well camouflaged...and then...









....SPSSSSSS!

I struck like the viper.





But he is not aware.Oh no......not unlike many as he.



His kind are all over.





I see them all the time.













They do not know they are dead.

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Take The Gardener .
Please!

I cut him out of the pack long ago.I laid in wait...well camouflaged...and then...

....SPSSSSSS!

I struck like the viper.

But he is not aware.Oh no......not unlike many as he.

His kind are all over.

I see them all the time.

They do not know they are dead.

Mortician stay away from the brightly colored mushrooms in the backyard.

SPSSSSS!
Struck like the Viper...

God dang it he makes me laugh.

SIT DOWN Mr. Darden... Good Christ...

[Mortimer]

You have again shown signs of quality FM reception.




A stone and a feather may fall at the same rate in a vacuum....but no one would hear the landing.

It won't help the forest riddle,though.

[Mortimer]

Six o’clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin’ MORTE'By a crystal blue italian stream

But I can’t be late
’cause then I guess I just won’t get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

It’s just another manic MORTE'
I wish it was sunday
’cause that’s my funday
My I don’t have to runday
It’s just another manic MORTE'
Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane
I still couldn’t make it on time

’cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I’m gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there

All of the nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night
To get down
Doesn’t it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employment’s down

I tell him in my bedroom voice
C’mon MORTE' honey, let’s go make some noise
Time it goes so fast
When you’re having fun

[Antitrust32]

hey hunny,

did you see MortyFeatherbed win at Sarah's toga today? It made me think of you. Well everything makes me think of you


(that last line was for you peegarden)

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

hey hunny,

did you see MortyFeatherbed win at Sarah's toga today? It made me think of you. Well everything makes me think of you


(that last line was for you peegarden)

Why that was mighty sweet of you ma'am.




And I was not aware of this. You are kidding ...right?


Some day, and that day may never come, I will present my thudder to you and we'll see what happens.

Not everyone knows of the correct procedure.

Face front, true believers!

Just got back from the doc's office. Turns out all of those hives were due to an allergic reaction to pee. THEREFORE, I will have to put PeeGarden on ignore.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Why that was mighty sweet of you ma'am.




And I was not aware of this. You are kidding ...right?


Some day, and that day may never come, I will present my thudder to you and we'll see what happens.

Not everyone knows of the correct procedure.

actually I am not kidding...

the horses' name is Featherbed







I threw the Morty in for fun in an exacta ( )

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Face front, true believers!

Just got back from the doc's office. Turns out all of those hives were due to an allergic reaction to pee. THEREFORE, I will have to put PeeGarden on ignore.

**** I think I have that same thing.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

actually I am not kidding...

the horses' name is Featherbed







I threw the Morty in for fun in an exacta ( )

You'e right..I missed a Zodiac Cipher.



Throwing me into anything will always create fun.

[Storm Cadet]

Be carefull Clarice, I mean Antitrust32...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Storm Cadet

Be carefull Clarice, I mean Antitrust32...

You're Sirloins friend...right?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

You'e right..I missed a Zodiac Cipher.



Throwing me into anything will always create fun.

Truer words were never spoken!!!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Truer words were never spoken!!!!!

Oh doggone it.


Now you have me all doggie faced.





ror!

I have been known to go a good distance out of my way to step on a particularly crunchy looking leaf.

Face front, true believers!

Just got back from the doc's office. Turns out all of those hives were due to an allergic reaction to pee. THEREFORE, I will have to put PeeGarden on ignore.

So slight sprinkling of ones own pee under arms and other spots as a perfume is not suggested. Some on the board will have to look for other methods to attract mates.

Or mark themselves as their own territory.

Antitrust will need a vial of Morton's nitrogenous waste to mark herself as Morton's conquered land, errr... territory.
Happy to be of assistance in these instances of immune disorders accompanied by marking with specific bodily fluids. A new area for me, but very interesting.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Morty,
I've been meaning to tell you


Thud

I think a lot of people have.




Maybe I'll display my monkey face and then forever be q-l......

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Maybe I'll display my monkey face and then forever be q-l......

Nahhh.

Pity would be in order most likely.