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The Worst Date You've Been On
This topic was on the radio...and I know we've all been on a really, really bad date...so who is willing to share theirs?
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Mine will beat anyones ,but I'll have to do it later. I'm talking about the date....and coming back later to tell it. |
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Do you think Druggie will tell us why there were a few posts about shampoo bottles?
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Do you think Druggie will tell us why there were a few posts about shampoo bottles?
thud Coming from you...I'm looking forward to it! The story that is.. double thud! |
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I didn't even bother turning up for one a few years back.......... i knew it would be terrible.
Does that count?
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I'm just kidding! You set that one up........
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Maybe you can tell me what you mean by bad
lets see there was 1)the one that left the party with someone else 2)the one that turned off the lights and didn't come to the door when I pulled in the driveway. 3)The one that had to be home early to go on another date while she was cheating on her boyfriend. I guess every other date has been the worst for someone must be me |
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Mine isn't going up until...
...oh boy. Wait a minute. I'll wait for a few others and then I will display my great post.... ....phooey. I'm going to hold it... What I mean to say is I feel better waiting for other peoples stories first and then I will tell about the worst date that was on me. Oh my God. I mean that I was on...the date I mean. I don't believe this. After others reply I will type out about a date that gave my thudder....UPS!!...I MEAN ME A SHUDDER! I quit....I can't do this. |
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What is that supposed to mean Wingnut?
Oh never mind. I'm going to get this right yet. All I'm trying to say is I just would rather wait unil a few others come. Sunnyb!tch! I can do this . If just 3 or 4 more would tell about their stories...then I will tell mine....not trying to seem special,but I do like to elevate ......... I like to stand tall..... Goddammity!! I know I can do this. Now I am not trying to say anyone is all wet.... Better put...I am not one to have a swell head.... Is it me? It's only because I would feel better if a few girls were above my post. Oh fer the love a mike already!!! How hard can this be?? I'm going to cry....I really am. OK..this is it. It's simple.If a few board boo-bees... If a few board buddies just stated their story...well I would feel more comfortable at that time in sharing mine. My story. With female board buddies........well it could be with any board buddy..as long as it's understood by stories I mean tails......tales. I think I just came close.......... Fucl<age....can't do it. |
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LOL!
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I give up Sighty-Poo...I am very frustrated.
Why don't you just make the first move? You know....what I mean is just go ahead and tell about the worst date you were on. This is not happening. I'm not trying to imply you were ever on a date. I didn't mean that...I'm sure you were. On a date.....being on a date. The date being the act of going somewhere with someone....going...like to dinner. Oh gosh. You know.....dinner...eating.....at a place you would............... like the place everyone goes...to eat....dinner.Oh I'm sure they all don't go to the same place,but the resturant thing idea. Ya!...that's what I mean by date. So just go ahead without me. I mean since I can't do it. The post I mean. Now wait a minute...just go ahead and don't wait for me...go ahead and tell about the worst date you were on. I don't know...this is impossible. I'm not typing in here anymore. |
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why date?
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OK, just to make you happy Morty...
Worst date I've been on was with an Attorney that we did work with. Really good looking, smart and seemed a good catch. So he emails me and asks if I'd like to go out that Friday. I say yes and we make plans for 6 pm to go to dinner. He calls 5 of 6...is running late. Two hours later he shows up. We go to a really decent place for dinner and then he starts talking..."me, me, me, I, I, I...." he goes to the bathroom...more conversation "me, me, me, I, I, I" he goes to the bathroom again. I'm thinking the guy is doing lines or something in the bathroom...He comes back, tells me about his workout schedule, all the girls that like him, how smart he is, blah, blah, blah...goes to the bathroom again. WTF? Is all I can think... So I'm bored silly...we go to a dance club and I'm even more bored. He drops me off and we never date again. No throw up to clean up like Hossy, but a knife in the eye would have been more delightful than a dinner with that guy....
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