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Old 08-14-2007, 03:49 PM
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Horseys make funny faces?...purposefully??
Some are just funny looking like Discreet Kittypoop.
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Perhaps CajunHO will give to you some nookie.
Mortimer, Where is our beloved CajunHo? Is it true that she has turned on you?

I have been too busy picking losers at Saratoga to have kept up with everything going on.
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Some are just funny looking like Discreet Kittypoop.




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Old 08-14-2007, 03:57 PM
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Mortimer, Where is our beloved CajunHo? Is it true that she has turned on you?

I have been too busy picking losers at Saratoga to have kept up with everything going on.

Uh ..well.........she raised her hand to me. A very large boo-boo...as Gale knows.



She jumped into a discussion (uninvited mind you) between myself and yon Dillinger.I think they are serious board buddies.She made a muggy face at me and defended the filthy swine.


As you know....I will not tolerate that sort of thing.



So I make fun of her until she apologizes.
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Horseys make funny faces?...purposefully??

mine do when they want something....
Oscar lets his lips go loose and shakes his head up and down so they flap together....

my other horse Royal sticks his tongue out for treats.
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mine does when he wants something....
he lets his lips go loose and shakes his head up and down so they flap together....
I had a horse who did that for attention too
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Some are just funny looking like Discreet Kittypoop.
Wash your mouth out with soap young lady!



Discreet Cat's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Discreet Cat!


Some kids piss their name in the snow. Discreet Cat can piss his name into concrete.


Discreet Cat's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


Discreet Cat puts the laughter in slaughter.


Discreet Cat secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.


Discreet Cat is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. DC claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.


Discreet Cat can slam a revolving door and beat the **** out of Chuck Norris all at the same time.
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mine do when they want something....
Oscar lets his lips go loose and shakes his head up and down so they flap together....

my other horse Royal sticks his tongue out for treats.


Really?

Oh g'wan.



Do they really?

How do you rate their intelligence and personality compared to wuffies?
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Really?

Oh g'wan.



Do they really?

How do you rate their intelligence and personality compared to wuffies?
same or better....

they come in smart and stupid.. mean and nice just like the wuffies.
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same or better....

they come in smart and stupid.. mean and nice just like the wuffies.
or men.
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ror!




I'm a little bit surprised.

I thought it was unusual for them to be smart and funny....interesting stuff.

But they do tend to be drawn to girls more than boys....no?
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or men.

horses and dogs are easier to train.
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Oh geez.




Some are getting putridly funny here.








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WUFF!
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As you know....I will not tolerate that sort of thing.
So I make fun of her until she apologizes.
And she has not?
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Wash your mouth out with soap young lady!



Discreet Cat's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Discreet Cat!


Some kids piss their name in the snow. Discreet Cat can piss his name into concrete.


Discreet Cat's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


Discreet Cat puts the laughter in slaughter.


Discreet Cat secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.


Discreet Cat is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. DC claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.


Discreet Cat can slam a revolving door and beat the **** out of Chuck Norris all at the same time.
Morty and Hossy, do you mind if I...............................















THUD?
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And she has not?
This is so....the upitty wench has not even hinted of as much.
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Morty and Hossy, do you mind if I...............................


THUD?


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Fine work!
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Thebby...I would be pleased if you were to frame your photo somewhere here.




The gallery is not complete without an adornment of my sweet.
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Old 08-14-2007, 04:15 PM
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This is so....the upitty wench has not even hinted of as much.
I called Emily --- she told me I should write about her in the newspaper instead of "dumb horses going in circles"







"More people will care" she exclaimed.









How can I convince the sports editor of Emily's importance?









Do you have the answers....









or shall I just have to take it to Ann Landers?
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