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Old 08-14-2007, 04:47 PM
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Sparkly??

Oh I get it.
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Old 08-14-2007, 04:48 PM
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gracias....

it IS fine work isn't it?

ror!

Yes it is!



None finer have I seen.







This is my very best present!
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Old 08-14-2007, 04:49 PM
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Multicolored ThebbyZebra.....Allman will have to rewrite it.
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:13 PM
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I want to touch Thebby the colorful Zebra!
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:16 PM
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Maybe it's DescreetCat you should be romancing DrugS.
I've turned in my application for that honor --- but no one has yet to get back to me.


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How come you are not chasing Sighty-poo???
She likes Lawyers and Snipers.....I don't think she'd jive with my high level of humility.
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:43 PM
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If only she had one.





cuddling up naked and kissing.



sipping on frozen drinks out of a straw



Yee of too much faith.
But do you like her or just her naked?

If she has no heart...perhaps comparing her to something frozen isn't a bad choice.
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:51 PM
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DrugS;




I caught your message at the very end.I don't know about this IndianCharlie creature....but the eyeliner user Dispencer.....I know about him.



It's good you can make light of yourself.
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:54 PM
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But do you like her or just her naked?

If she has no heart...perhaps comparing her to something frozen isn't a bad choice.
She was my only love in high school.









I once even saved her from a psycho tie-dye wearing hippy tweaker who wanted to beat her up in her Science class.












It was ture love.....














If such a thing exists.
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:57 PM
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I don't know about this IndianCharlie creature....but the eyeliner user Dispencer.....I know about him.
He posts in places you aren't allowed to go.....


He always takes clever little shots at me when he can.
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:01 PM
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He posts in places you aren't allowed to go.....


He always takes clever little shots at me when he can.

I feel bad for you about Emily.I had no idea she was a high school sweetie-poo.



But IndianGirlie..I can do something about.






Can you bring the swine to me?
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:02 PM
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I shall.
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:07 PM
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I shall.

Good.






We can do the Italian Rope Trick and then stick him in Steve's freezer.

The next bar-b-q should be fun.
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:15 PM
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She was my only love in high school.


I once even saved her from a psycho tie-dye wearing hippy tweaker who wanted to beat her up in her Science class.





It was ture love.....




If such a thing exists.
Ahhhh, poor Druggie...I'm so touched by your love for Emily I promise to not make fun of your love for Discreet Cat












for one hour
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:37 PM
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There's no reason to love Emily anymore....










Discreet Cat on the other hand.......












He's the equine superman.
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:06 PM
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I want to touch Thebby the colorful Zebra!

sounds naughty.
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:42 PM
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Mr Garden;




I'd like to show you something...perhaps it will kelp...I mean help.


Do you see the Sighty-Poo?

What do you see?

A girl clowning it up with a horse?





Tell me please.
I actually had no idea that was sighty poo with sumwon. Women like horses. Horses behave. Men just grunt and say yeah whatever. Men are traitors and are run by their pants. I personally like interesting conversation, not Avatars. But then again Im not lonely. So I dont look deeply into the music that women play Morton. Mostly because I cant hear it. Im deef.
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:48 PM
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I actually had no idea that was sighty poo with sumwon. Women like horses. Horses behave. Men just grunt and say yeah whatever. Men are traitors and are run by their pants. I personally like interesting conversation, not Avatars. But then again Im not lonely. So I dont look deeply into the music that women play Morton. Mostly because I cant hear it. Im deef.

Hey ...thanks!



(God ......why did I ask?)




Interesting answer.




( sumwunkillme.)





It really was !





( sumwunkillmenow!)
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Old 08-14-2007, 08:49 PM
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Now I must go.

This has been good for you..I mean me.

I'm really going to miss me...you.



I can't thank me...everyone....enough.








Yes I can.


=;>
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Old 08-14-2007, 10:40 PM
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morty, i am here.

i'm not sure why though.

i was waiting for post #666 to make my presence felt. maybe i could get a double assist, from both you and drugS?

that would be a pretty clever little shot, wouldn't it??

how's this for a sign of the end of times? i have a bottle of yellow french's mustard on my desk and just now noticed that it comes from parsippany, new joisey!

i kid you not!

does anyone else here have mustard from parsippany? judging by the quality and quantity of morty's posts, i'd say he's a prime candidate.

oh, and you have my vote.
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:40 AM
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IridianCharlee;


I should start off by saying I have received copius pm's begging me to stay just a few more days.Many were signed with red lip blots in kissy -poo formation.

So I will....but only for a few.



Anyhooo...I was going to vaporize you,but since you finally voted for me I won't.




Funny thing though.I have a plastic bottle of Frenches mustard on my desk. Take a good close look at it.















SQUIRT!!!!!!

~`;'~`,`''``;











A-HAHAHAHAHA


Hey...ya look good in mustard!
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