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Old 08-15-2007, 11:04 AM
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Is there any way this can have a happy ending?


Or will you just go on hurting and pretending?
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:30 AM
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Is there any way this can have a happy ending?


Or will you just go on hurting and pretending?

Oh gosh!..that was good!




Hi Pud.



The thing is...I will do anything to make some people happy even at my own risk.

Call me a schwantz.



Also call me a Johnny Appleseed...of sorts. Because I plant things all along the way...some to make people laugh...some to make them happy...and some to make TrueSwine angry.Some seeds can do all 3 .



I like them best.







Now you should go back home

Go back to your dome

Your poor head is on a find

Becuase it said I've lost my mind!
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:57 AM
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Oh Mr. nimrod BentMyPud.


I think you may be talking about my rewrte of AWSOP.




That has nothing to do with me...really...but about 2 other people.

And I copied and pasted it so I would have it right in front of me and replace their words with mine.



I mistakenly copied the thing at the end...something about ...if you like this ...e-mail it to a friend.


So I thought it would be funny if I used that with my words as well.











God you're stupid.
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:44 PM
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uh-oh I woke the beast...he's jealous....I must hide.

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OOOOOOOOOO






Never forget my predatory manner.
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:25 PM
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can we please get this thread going again?

i really really really reaaaaaaaaaaaally want to get post six hundred and sixty six as mine.

which means including this post, there are only sixty nine more to go!!

wow, another clever little shot!
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:34 PM
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can we please get this thread going again?

i really really really reaaaaaaaaaaaally want to get post six hundred and sixty six as mine.

which means including this post, there are only sixty nine more to go!!

wow, another clever little shot!




Oh that was soooo funny.



Why don't you just come out and ask Sighty-Poo for a date?








I mean to go out with her.


Your innuendo dropping is boring...just ask her ya big sissy!
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:36 PM
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Oh that was soooo funny.



Why don't you just come out and ask Sighty-Poo for a date?








I mean to go out with her.


Your innuendo dropping is boring...just ask her ya big sissy!

i dont know, i was thinking of asking thebby, whatever or whoever that is.
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:40 PM
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i dont know, i was thinking of asking thebby, whatever or whoever that is.
Well.....go ahead and ask her.



But you have to remember every girl here has to run by their potential date through me.



You know what I mean.


They need my approval ...so your act better clean up mighty fast.


I need to know much more about you anyway before I would ever approve you for Thebby.
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:54 PM
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They need my approval ...so your act better clean up mighty fast.


I need to know much more about you anyway before I would ever approve you for Thebby.
what else do you need to know about me beyond that i slept over at drugS house once 4 years ago, and didnt use his shampoo?

what is a thebby anyways?
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:55 PM
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i dont know, i was thinking of asking thebby, whatever or whoever that is.
Oh......."whatever".......you slimed her.


I'm afraid that is a line crosser.






Apologize and take it back or you will be in large trouble...you filthy swine..you.
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:26 PM
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Oh that was soooo funny.

Why don't you just come out and ask Sighty-Poo for a date?

I mean to go out with her.


Your innuendo dropping is boring...just ask her ya big sissy!
While I appreciate the noble effort Morty, this filly is staying single.
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:28 PM
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While I appreciate the noble effort Morty, this filly is staying single.
Gee wizz.





I only suggested he asked you to go somewhere...certainly not church.

But since he's slept with DrugS it's probably a bad idea right from the start.
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:30 PM
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Gee wizz.





I only suggested he asked you to go somewhere...certainly not church.

But since he's slept with DrugS it's probably a bad idea right from the start.
ha,ha!
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:34 PM
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what else do you need to know about me beyond that i slept over at drugS house once 4 years ago, and didnt use his shampoo?

what is a thebby anyways?





What is a guy who sleeps with a guy?




I think that is the question.




And I think everyone knows the answer.





So you just lost any chance you had with any girl here.





Which is really so sad....I could just cry.













I really could.







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Old 08-15-2007, 08:43 PM
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But since he's slept with DrugS it's probably a bad idea right from the start.
Sadly, I've never slept with him.
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Sadly, I've never slept with him.
Couldn't close the deal?
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:47 PM
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Yep,

I was so intimidated by his masculinity and sheer prettiness that I let my opportunity slip away.
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Couldn't close the deal?

I'm sure the trial closes proved unpromising.
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:51 PM
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Yep,

I was so intimidated by his masculinity and sheer prettiness that I let my opportunity slip away.
Well at least he wasn't a big tease.
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:51 PM
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Charlee seems the type to fold under pressure.
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