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Old 08-21-2007, 08:46 AM
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Too kind.


Yon Dillinger,Dispencer,Diaper,Yep and Snarlin'Jim are starting up a Mortimer Fan Club...haven't you heard??


Is is the AuntyMorty fan club?
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Old 08-21-2007, 08:56 AM
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Is is the AuntyMorty fan club?
ror!




Oh that was a GOOOOOOOOOOD one!


I put your pies inside.






Those cry babies don't like me.

I call them names.

=:>








But through out all of their sniveling and foot stomping I thought of those poor miners who appear to have lost their lives and the brave rescuers ...some of who have lost theirs.


It's called contrast...I believe.


What a sorry lot these strange creatures here are....."words will never hurt me."
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Old 08-21-2007, 09:03 AM
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There are a lot of folk's that just dont understand you Morty. They think you are a big meanie... or worse... a GROWN MAN!





I for one appreciate your wisdom, good looks, and charm.



I am going to write your name in for the presidential candidate when I vote.

Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.. correct?
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Old 08-21-2007, 09:03 AM
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So spicey...it must be done thricey:







~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
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Old 08-21-2007, 09:07 AM
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There are a lot of folk's that just dont understand you Morty. They think you are a big meanie... or worse... a GROWN MAN!





I for one appreciate your wisdom, good looks, and charm.



I am going to write your name in for the presidential candidate when I vote.

Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.. correct?











I am completely behooved.

Yes...many swine here don't follow along at home very well.

Their heads are packed with too much cotton wadding.






Thank you my sweet.

And my real name is Ricky Cuteypie.
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Old 08-21-2007, 09:37 AM
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I forgot to count Mr. Wizzard amongst my fans.





Mrs. Wizzard loves me as well.

I could tell from the way he said she said he was stupid to post here.

Thank you,Baby. ...very nice of you.
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Old 08-21-2007, 11:00 AM
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So spicey...it must be done thricey:







~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
O=:->
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Old 08-21-2007, 11:14 AM
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O=:->
ror!!




HIGHLY AMUSING!



I enjoy the fact such an admirable squeeze as Sighty-Poo blushes me with her fragrant praise.

The Sardonic Six must be retching in unison.






=:>
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Old 08-21-2007, 11:42 AM
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Morty,


Count me in too.




You make me.............


















moist, don't ya know.
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Old 08-21-2007, 12:26 PM
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Morty,


Count me in too.




You make me.............


















moist, don't ya know.




BLECH!!







ROR!






Sir!

Please!
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Old 08-21-2007, 12:27 PM
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So good I want more....number 4 :









~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
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Old 08-21-2007, 01:34 PM
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It's still as good the 4th time as it was the 1st.

Say....how do you know??




And did I just hear yon Dillinger order a fifth?













~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:16 PM
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now i know who dillinger is!

morticia's alternate world is quite engrossing.

by the way, since sightless seems to be flirting now with morticia, we're going to have to change her name.

i think she should go by the name of frightseek.
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:23 PM
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now i know who dillinger is!

morticia's alternate world is quite engrossing.

by the way, since sightless seems to be flirting now with morticia, we're going to have to change her name.

i think she should go by the name of frightseek.
You're obviously the one with the obsession who keeps posting about him in every thread.
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:35 PM
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You're obviously the one with the obsession who keeps posting about him in every thread.
ror!


Hey!...I think ya just got short circuited there Mr. Semiconductor!
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Old 08-21-2007, 04:14 PM
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You're obviously the one with the obsession who keeps posting about him in every thread.
frightseek, what's not to obsess about??!

though i'm not sure two threads constitutes posting in every thread about morticia, he is my favorite poster!

i enjoy his posts even more than i enjoyed pg1985's, my former #1 obsession!

i think i'm even more obsessed with morticia than i am with the green morty, which is saying something!!
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Old 08-21-2007, 04:17 PM
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i think i'm even more obsessed with morticia than i am with the green morty, which is saying something!!
I'm telling the green donkey on you.
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Old 08-21-2007, 04:19 PM
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frightseek, what's not to obsess about??!

though i'm not sure two threads constitutes posting in every thread about morticia, he is my favorite poster!

i enjoy his posts even more than i enjoyed pg1985's, my former #1 obsession!

i think i'm even more obsessed with morticia than i am with the green morty, which is saying something!!
Well just remember, it's not healthy to obsess.
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Old 08-21-2007, 04:25 PM
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is there a pretty lady in sighty

i think there is..her allure so mighty

does she have a black belt in beauty

why..yes she does ....you foolish newbee


to you i speak dimian charlee

as you squawk on your training wheeled harley

you talk the talk of a player out to lunch

and walk the walk of the ParisHiltonFunBunch


but this is not about you mr. semiconductor

for you impede with your strange inductor

this is about the pretty so true

the flaxen haired sighty-poo


just to say

her fragrant sway

comes and goes

in rhyming prose


such a way she has with horseys

she cannot stay....they ask for more moresys

and who can blame these nice creatures

for wanting more of sighty's features


a single splash of her aura

will surely put one on the floora

a single smile from her face

and for a while I lose my space




OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 08-21-2007, 04:28 PM
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I'm telling the green donkey on you.

The Cajunatah....mekin' copies.





You know, Cage, I must give you great credit for being so sporty with Mortyretorty.

Some of the obnoxious here just don't hear.



I have enjoyed back and forth with you.











Oh boy.









You know what I'm sayin'.







Anyways.....you're a fine sporty.
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