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#681
08-21-2007, 04:30 PM
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Well, it seems Harold (Mort's real name) has survived the beating.
Bruno and Fat Tony from Detroit were supposed to do the job but tried for more money. The beating was, instead, administered by the Olsen twins as they were more than happy to make a few dollars. They were supposed to brand Harold with the "SentBySentToStud" iron but I'm told they beat him senseless with a couple strands of linguini. Next time, I'll get either Martha Stewart or Bobo Brazil to do the job. 
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#683
08-21-2007, 04:42 PM
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wow morticia, morty, harold, etc!!!
i am curious though. your epic poem/song was posted just 11 minutes after my last post, which makes me think you've been saving that up for awhile! it's all becoming crystal clear now. i gotta go oil my training wheels now. Quote:
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#684
08-21-2007, 04:45 PM
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not so...I write with inspiration...either it's there or it's not by the way...i admire your mickey mouse colors very much
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#686
08-21-2007, 04:47 PM
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In my head..it's doing tricks...and so the time....for number six:
~ Ode to Morty ~ Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you - Even Discreet Kittypoo do too! Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun But please don't forget to get out in the sun! Your predatory skills and great mental balance How we all do idolize your talents! How you can cap those races - Always brings a shock to other people's faces! Dolla Bill has no more fear For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
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#687
08-21-2007, 05:01 PM
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Forgive me Mortimer,
I've been away from computers a lot lately -- between visiting Saratoga over the weekend, Fort Erie on Monday, and doing my silly newspaper work today -- I saw that Dispencer accused you of pedophila -- S2S threatened to pay off goons to harm you -- and supposedly Dillenger and Sniper discussed lawsuits... Catch me up to speed on all I missed. TIA, DrugS
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#688
08-21-2007, 05:05 PM
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If the Indians missed as little as you...they'd be 12 games in front of Detroit. That was a pretty good summation. I think even more than I knew about! Sounds like you've been busy..good for you. And would you remind me why you sic'd Mr. Semiconductor on me?
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#689
08-21-2007, 05:08 PM
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I was actually hoping you could quickly vaporize him....
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#691
08-21-2007, 05:17 PM
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one lives in joisey, the other is your brother from another mother, pg1985.
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#692
08-21-2007, 05:22 PM
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Has anyone bumped into PG 1985 in Saratoga?
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#695
08-21-2007, 07:29 PM
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ror! Perhaps one of your lady friends in GenPop can save you. Fetch me the fat one...she amuses me.
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#696
08-21-2007, 08:00 PM
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I think it's time for an encore presentation:
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Tod Marks Photo - Daybreak over Oklahoma
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#697
08-21-2007, 08:04 PM
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What flavor of pie? Apple pie? Cherry pie? What? How would you characterize it, just for fun? 
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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#700
08-21-2007, 08:32 PM
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thanks frightseek for the replay of morticias epic ode to you.
i dont know how i missed it the first time morticia, but you calling me a player is pretty amusing! arent you supposed to be this astute observer of human nature? i think you perhaps have me confused with mr. sal? or dispencer? wait, i take that back! i dont want to insult brian.
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