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Old 08-22-2007, 12:49 PM
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Now Miss Cajunatah..........what have you done now?




Does yon Dillinger know about it...whatever it is??
Perhaps you should ask Sighty-Poo about it since she's the one under the wrong impression.
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:51 PM
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Perhaps you should ask Sighty-Poo about it since she's the one under the wrong impression.

I think being under the wrong impression is really getting to the heart of the matter!




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Does UnclyTrust have something to do with you..I mean this?


r u fer DEM SHOO Dillinger doesn't know?
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:51 PM
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There once was a boy named Mort
Who truly enjoyed holding court
As he types in the nude
Eating his lunch of bird food
He waits for his child support.

Now Morty's an only child
Raised by wolves out there in the wild
He's got a poor working bladder
But it's really no matter
His mom had the entire house tiled.

Mort's mother is whole other story
And his birth was rather quite gory
As Morty popped out
The doctor did shout
Who ordered the chicken caccitore?

Now, it has never been easy for Mort
He stunk at both school and sports
Other kids made him squeal
Like a beat baby seal
While he scratched at his genital warts.

In the end, Morty is just a bit sick
And thinks his d1ck is a pogo stick
He's confused why it hurts
He asks what's that stuff that it squirts?
While he bangs his head with a brick.

At times, Morty says he is Forrest Gump
Or perhaps it was some other chump
I am done with this for now
I don't even know how
I wrote this while taking a dump.
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:53 PM
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Well yes, it IS big, but nobody is perfect and I don't have the 5k to fix it. As for me butting into anything, you seem to be pretty good at jumping to conclusions. I had no part in what you think I did and you wouldn't be so on the defense about it if you didn't feel guilty about it in the first place.
I'm at a loss of what I allegedly think you had a part of, but honestly do not care either.

I never did thank you for the hearty laugh I got from your fake PM about how nice it was too meet me.
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:55 PM
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There once was a boy named Mort
Who truly enjoyed holding court
As he types in the nude
Eating his lunch of bird food
He waits for his child support.

Now Morty's an only child
Raised by wolves out there in the wild
He's got a poor working bladder
But it's really no matter
His mom had the entire house tiled.

Mort's mother is whole other story
And his birth was rather quite gory
As Morty popped out
The doctor did shout
Who ordered the chicken caccitore?

Now, it has never been easy for Mort
He stunk at both school and sports
Other kids made him squeal
Like a beat baby seal
While he scratched at his genital warts.

In the end, Morty is just a bit sick
And thinks his d1ck is a pogo stick
He's confused why it hurts
He asks what's that stuff that it squirts?
While he bangs his head with a brick.

At times, Morty says he is Forrest Gump
Or perhaps it was some other chump
I am done with this for now
I don't even know how
I wrote this while taking a dump.



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This work by Yep...BentMahPud certainly underlines how rare an occurence it really is.


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Old 08-22-2007, 12:57 PM
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I'm at a loss of what I allegedly think you had a part of, but honestly do not care either.

I never did thank you for the hearty laugh I got from your fake PM about how nice it was too meet me.
It WAS nice to meet you and that PM wasn't fake. But thanks for being such a bitch right now... what you do to other people is your perogative, but if it's none of anyone else's business, than you probably shouldn't do it in front of everyone else. The fact that you didn't bother to respond to my alleged 'fake' PM only proves my point.
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:57 PM
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Perhaps you should ask Sighty-Poo about it since she's the one under the wrong impression.

Shame shame on you Cajunatah.

I'm very disappointed in you.




I hope the rumor of who doing what isn't true.
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:04 PM
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Shame shame on you Cajunatah.

I'm very disappointed in you.




I hope the rumor of who doing what isn't true.
You just want me to come out with it, but it's not my story to tell.

Contrary to what Sightseek seems to think, I don't talk shiat about other people behind their back if I wouldn't say it to their face.
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:08 PM
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CajunCookin' and Spineless JellyFish, I mean Sighty-poo


Calm down my friends!



Edit : I originally used ho's instead of friends... but then i realized i never get any from them so they are just friends (I need a little more time to work on cajun)
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:10 PM
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CajunCookin' and Spineless JellyFish, I mean Sighty-poo


Calm down my ho's!
Discreet (or maybe not so discreet?) Kittypoo is being thrown all over this thread.

When are you coming back down here, woman?
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:15 PM
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Discreet (or maybe not so discreet?) Kittypoo is being thrown all over this thread.

When are you coming back down here, woman?


When the lights, go down, in the city.
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:16 PM
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It WAS nice to meet you and that PM wasn't fake. But thanks for being such a bitch right now... what you do to other people is your perogative, but if it's none of anyone else's business, than you probably shouldn't do it in front of everyone else. The fact that you didn't bother to respond to my alleged 'fake' PM only proves my point.
Like I said, I don't give a damn, but if you're going to play CattyHO and make a correction over something that was intentional in a post don't be surprised to be fired back upon.
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:17 PM
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Like I said, I don't give a damn, but if you're going to play CattyHO and make a correction over something that was intentional in a post don't be surprised to be fired back upon.


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I love UnclyTrust.
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:17 PM
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Like I said, I don't give a damn, but if you're going to play CattyHO and make a correction over something that was intentional in a post don't be surprised to be fired back upon.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:20 PM
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This should be resolved, as should all arguments between women, in a mud pit.
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:20 PM
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CattyHO.








rule-eng un ze flour!!!!




ror!..I did understand the "do" as I used " more morsey".



And UnclyTrustanatah!




Get outta heah you!

ror!
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:21 PM
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Perhaps you should ask Sighty-Poo about it since she's the one under the wrong impression.
gosh, i thought frightseek was simply implying that you were butting in in the men only poll thread!

women are so catty!
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:22 PM
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This should be resolved, as should all arguments between women, in a mud pit.
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Get lost "hit man".









ror!....what a doorknob.
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:22 PM
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gosh, i thought frightseek was simply implying that you were butting in in the men only poll thread!

women are so catty!

Mr. Semiconductor....




...do you mind?
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:29 PM
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And where are DillingerHO,DiaperHO,DispencerHO and Snarlin'JimHO at?
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