The Flogging of Cryin' Dispencer

[Mortimer]

I have just received a report from an "old friend".


Looks like Dispencer is in full hissy fit.

Attempting to punish Hossy for having the temerity to take my side in the Saratoga Urinal.



He reminds me of De la Hoya and his constant whimpering after every big fight he lost.




Give it up Dispencer....you look like a fool.

[brianwspencer]

Well, he was wrong, and you just look like a douchebag as usual.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

Well, he was wrong, and you just look like a douchebag as usual.

rule-eng en leff-eng!!





He wears eyeliner and I'm the whatevah.

I think he has a sign on his back that says" FLOG ME."

OK.

Here we go again Morton.
A thoughtful, respectful person
and you gotta find something to
ruin things. You want a fight over
nothing.

A completely honorable poster and
you try to find something.

Something wrong with that my man.
Breaking instead of building, its too easy.
It takes very little effort and is pointless.
And you are lazy I guess.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Have you lost your mind?

Remember Hossy,...the head is the first to go.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Have you lost your mind?

Jay, what has Brian ever done besides talk about horses?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Jay, what has Brian ever done besides talk about horses?

Caj, what has Mortimer ever done besides kick ass and take names?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Jay, what has Brian ever done besides talk about horses?

Are you kidding me?





Shirley you jest.

You've been hanging around yon Dillinger too much.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Caj, what has Mortimer ever done besides kick ass and take names?

Oh..good one.




Let's see how she handles that fast ball.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Have you lost your mind?

Speaking of which,

Hossy, will you please kill that stupid avatar of yours and replace that overrated slowpoke with the peoples horse (I speak of Discreet Cat of course)

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I hate Street Sense.

I can no longer disguise the fact that I foster a bias against that lucky, overrated, dog biscuit.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

It's ok.

I hate you too Hossy.

I hate Discreet Cat. He's not a has been, he's a never was.

[Mortimer]

I still love Jazil and Hossy.

[Mortimer]

I would love Dannie,too, if she would only say she likes me.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Behooved. DrugS is just jealous because I am better looking than he.

Thebby told me that,too.



She's a sucker for Dispencer Floggers.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Truth be told, I'm really the biggest fan Street Sense has.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I did an awesome job of killing this thread!

Shows you who the prettiest really is.

[Mortimer]

Pretty people do not kill things.

That's why BrownSugar did not kill me.



Isn't Hossy's predator avatar just darling!!?

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Have you lost your mind?

Actually I deal with a whole lot of people everyday.
(face to face, a completely novel thing for some on this board quite obviously)
People do not run from me like I think I am Godzilla, or a strange mishapen troll.
Not that I am really worried.

So maybe Im not the one that needs to be
looking around for my vanishing neurons.

And dont give me the oh so serious crap.
If you want to beat people down, if thats
how you get your jollies, I'll play.

Hoss. Were you one of the guys in the school
yard that loved to watch the fights, loved to watch
people beat each other up, egged the fight on,
but would never enter a
little scrap on your own?

Cause this stuff is chicken ****.