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Old 08-26-2007, 07:27 PM
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Oh phooey.

Posters Hossy ,Mr.Semiconductor and PillowPants have made me spray my clean screen with PepsiCola.


Stop it fellers!




ror!









For the love of God Mr. Gardener...please put me on ignore.I am a true grown up predator.....words do not hurt me.


Sticks and stones...yes.


Words...no.






Especially yours.



I mean...ya just don't make no sense!

Please....just ignore me.

The dense do.....why not you,too?
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:37 PM
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OMFG. Those people who were fornicating with someone they just met in rl should've thought about the repercussions. And i'm sure they'll use the "I was drunk" card that is used by irresponsible people worldwide.

Pardon me while I shed a tear for them.
How the fk do you know this?
Who told you this or did you actually witness this take place as a third party on the pillow?
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:38 PM
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Mr. Gardener...does your wife realize you are posting here again?





Look at it this way....you're a physics teacher ..right?

You know about the vaporization process...no?

Well you have been vaporized beyond comprehension.




You must chill out.......and try and condense back to human form.

I know you don't know this.

That's why I try to help.








The vaporized are everywhere.






I see them all the time.








They don't know that they're vaporized.
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:39 PM
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How the fk do you know this?
Who told you this or did you actually witness this take place as a third party on the pillow?
WHAT!?





Did you fucl< someone there...sir?


Is that what you are trying to say?
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:40 PM
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I don't get how people can take it so serious. Sorry. Don't get it. maybe I in the minority, but I really don't. I ask you one more time then. Why not just avoid all of this in general. Who asked you to be the nice police?
So because YOU dont get it its ok.

I will ask you again. If you knew you where fkn with someones brain would you continue and just rationalize it as weak character?

I think this is the difference between me, and I guess the rest of the board. I seem to be in the minority but it does not bother.
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:41 PM
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So because YOU dont get it its ok.

I will ask you again. If you knew you where fkn with someones brain would you continue and just rationalize it as weak character?

I think this is the difference between me, and I guess the rest of the board. I seem to be in the minority but it does not bother.

da wud!?
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:42 PM
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Some people here don't even HAVE any brains fer cripes sakes!!
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:43 PM
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Please stop cursing Mr. Gardener.



What did you do with your wife?
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:45 PM
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Mr . Gardner...I welched on Capper Zeke on a bet.




I alos stiffed Mr. LateFires for 10 large.

=:>
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:47 PM
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I think Mr. Gardener is receiving medical attention.


Good job Mrs. Gardener......you really had to step in and do something.
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:50 PM
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Mr. Gardener...are you OK?





Please let us know you have not eaten a phone book or something goofy like that.
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:56 PM
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Yes I would. But I also found out today that because I find Morty funny ....
yes dahoss, he is funny, but looks arent everything, are they?
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:57 PM
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Yes I would. But I also found out today that because I find Morty funny I also am for dog fighting. I am a REALLY bad person. REALLY bad.
I hope you understand what point I am making. If by this time you dont, I undertand you.

Nah. Probably not bad at all.
Just cant take you too seriously.

Especially about what the really bad people do, in your opinion of course. So your opinions on Vick mean a lot less to me. I actually took you seriously.
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:00 PM
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I know this is a little bit off-topic and all....

And perhaps a case could be made that it isn't really any of my business, however, I do have a running wager going that I really wish could be swiftly resolved.

I took a stab at the so-called Derby Trail Pick Six wager being offered by a resident poster/bookie -- ....in order to cash at 50/1 odds I need five of the following six events to have occured at this Saratoga meet.

* Thebby strapping one on and banging Channing Hill
* Cajun banging Sniper
* Uncly-Trust banging BTW
* Sightseek banging Hossy
* Bystander banging CJ in BTW's bed
* Ateam, Durkin, and Sam The Buglar giving Rushton a bukkake

I know I have a lot of tough hurdles to clear, but I think if I'm still alive going into leg #5 I will be golden.

TIA
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:02 PM
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I know this is a little bit off-topic and all....

And perhaps a case could be made that it isn't really any of my business, however, I do have a running wager going that I really wish could be swiftly resolved.

I took a stab at the so-called Derby Trail Pick Six wager being offered by a resident poster/bookie -- ....in order to cash at 50/1 odds I need five of the following six events to have occured at this Saratoga meet.

* Thebby strapping one on and banging Channing Hill
* Cajun banging Sniper
* Uncly-Trust banging BTW
* Sightseek banging Hossy
* Bystander banging CJ in BTW's bed
* Ateam, Durkin, and Sam The Buglar giving Rushton a bukkake

I know I have a lot of tough hurdles to clear, but I think if I'm still alive going into leg #5 I will be golden.

TIA

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!


What about Bogs?

Didn't he do anything?
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:03 PM
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I know this is a little bit off-topic and all....

And perhaps a case could be made that it isn't really any of my business, however, I do have a running wager going that I really wish could be swiftly resolved.

I took a stab at the so-called Derby Trail Pick Six wager being offered by a resident poster/bookie -- ....in order to cash at 50/1 odds I need five of the following six events to have occured at this Saratoga meet.

* Thebby strapping one on and banging Channing Hill
* Cajun banging Sniper
* Uncly-Trust banging BTW
* Sightseek banging Hossy
* Bystander banging CJ in BTW's bed
* Ateam, Durkin, and Sam The Buglar giving Rushton a bukkake

I know I have a lot of tough hurdles to clear, but I think if I'm still alive going into leg #5 I will be golden.

TIA

I'm rooting for you DrugS!
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:05 PM
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yes dahoss, he is funny, but looks arent everything, are they?
Oh shut up.
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:07 PM
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I'm rooting for you DrugS!
Snappy.
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:07 PM
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Some people here don't even HAVE any brains fer cripes sakes!!
So the people you pick on have scant brains?
Do you stomp on helpless chipmunks when you exit the key board.

(A veiled attempt at inflicting guilt)
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:08 PM
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So the people you pick on have scant brains?
Do you stomp on helpless chipmunks when you exit the key board.

(A veiled attempt at inflicting guilt)

Are you going to be a nice boy now?




Really...I don't enjoy this.

Let's be board buddies.
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