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Old 09-09-2007, 06:02 PM
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I'm not much of a "punk" music type and I have no clue who Divinlys? is. I was expecting Madonna. Seemed like more her type of song. Her husband Guy is kind of cute too.
I left the snowy woods for the fall foliage. Pay attention Sal, Alan, Morty, or Espar.


Well that's all very touching.










Wait a minute.









I mean that you are touching...uh...the way you said what you said. I could feel it.



I mean what you meant....you were good in the way you went in depth...I mean the tail...I mean the detail was good.




























All I am trying to say is you were good.

What you said was good...I mean.

Not that you aren't....I wouldn't know.









I mean you are probably a good person is what I meant.

Very feeling and touching.












Boy.












I am trying to put this in a nice way.














PHOOEY!












I am trying to be sincere ..and straight forward in responding to your feeling........s...




...and touching.........


...words.














I don't understand why I am having such a hard time since you came.














Oh fer cripes sakes.















All I am intending to say is very innocent.............I liked your reply about my post.














Oh give me a break already!



















RileyO......fine work.
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:04 PM
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[quote=nomad]Well...
DUHHH

If I had choked to death, I wouldn't be typing now, would I?

Who looks ditzy now?[/QUOTE]



Class??
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:05 PM
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The mower is broke



Post of the microsecond.
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:06 PM
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Too funny considering what the Ohio St final score was to an inferior football team.

We gave up 2 points.




You let HelenOfTroy score 31.













Too funnier.
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:37 PM
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DebO....no need to respond to my post.





I mean I see no reason for you to have interc...uh......hange...with me.


We pretty much have gone to the mountain and there's nothing else to top.


Well maybe there was no need for me to stick my post here.











I should have stoped while I was behind.












I guess if I did not start there would be no reason to finish.

So I'm sorry I started .

But I just mean that if one starts one should finish.......I wouldn't want to disappoint you.










Well here I friggin' go again!















I just don't want to rub you the wrong way.













MOMMY!!!













All that is meant....is...that.......I know rubbing you.....no. I don't mean that.




I mean ......oh geez....I just don't want anything to come between us.




Or anyone?

Does that sound better?




But it does not go with the flow of my thought.







I just don't want you to be cross with me.

My intentions are good and I am going to be on top.................of things....now.

Things meaning miscommunictations from me.







So I think things should be good now under the table.... I mean on both sides of the table...so to speak.




Not that I thought you were all wet.....not at all.I think you have a lot to offer.



Good ideas and stuff....well not stuff......I mean you are intelligent and show good clit.










I MEAN WIT!!!!!







I quit...that's it for me.
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:44 PM
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for Espar Igus 3 dolla

For Morty Fiddy sense


ror!!






3 dollah???






How bout one dollah fo shot time?
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:49 PM
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I thnk FriendEsparIgus should leave.



I might have been able to help reanimate Mortimer...but thanks to DebODeb that's not going to happen.







She doesn't want to raise him.







Back from the dead is what I meant of course.










I'm just tired of you people making it sound like I am putting something between the le...LINES!
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Old 09-09-2007, 07:43 PM
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Old 09-09-2007, 07:54 PM
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It's good to know I still got it.








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[quote=Mortimer]It's good to know I still got it.



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Old 09-09-2007, 08:10 PM
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I thnk FriendEsparIgus should leave.



I might have been able to help reanimate Mortimer...but thanks to DebODeb that's not going to happen.







She doesn't want to raise him.







Back from the dead is what I meant of course.










I'm just tired of you people making it sound like I am putting something between the le...LINES!



I thought you were repossessing? Now you're re-animating? Is this going to turn out like "Pet Cemetary"? A lurching, drooling Morty would not be pretty!
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Old 09-09-2007, 08:34 PM
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I thought you were repossessing? Now you're re-animating? Is this going to turn out like "Pet Cemetary"? A lurching, drooling Morty would not be pretty!

Will you kindly stop that?



Oh..by the way...it seems we have a new PeeGarden here. Nothing against him anymore. He did a nice job of finally tuning in.





But Mr. Portnoys Liver is hardly a worthy replacement ..as time has proven....




....don't ya know.
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Old 09-09-2007, 08:38 PM
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I'm going to spend the next few days catching up on the threads. I have no clue what's going on anymore.
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Old 09-09-2007, 08:44 PM
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I'm going to spend the next few days catching up on the threads. I have no clue what's going on anymore.

Oh it's just some strange and clumsy attempt by Yep...BentMahPud made to me about Atlas Shrugged.


So I just called him Mr. Liver and that Mr. Portnoy needed him immediately.




Ever read Portnoys Complaint?
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Old 09-09-2007, 08:47 PM
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What about Mortimers Complaint?
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Old 09-09-2007, 08:51 PM
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SHUSH! I'm reading!
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Old 09-09-2007, 08:55 PM
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ror!


Did you "shush" me!?











Brother.
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Old 09-09-2007, 08:58 PM
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I did.

I am now finished reading however I'm still confused. I will just play along and figure it out as I go. Sort of like life.
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I was kidding...I liked it.










Yes...good choice.

The real is often fantasy and the fantasy often real.


Like two people.

If you were me and I were you could it be said we were one and not really two?'

This may draw Yep..BentMahPud back in.


But who cares?
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Old 09-09-2007, 09:05 PM
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Oh I've always said....ya gotta love me.




Some things just are.
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