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Old 10-03-2007, 02:01 PM
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WHOO HOO !!

FUN DAY !!

What's more fun than making fun of noodles?

http://www.ndspn.com
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:09 PM
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Pillow,

Ya have a hard time with spelling huh? Sorry about that.
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:10 PM
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Mommy Dearest and Dave Mayson are the latest pairing.
Who is Dave Mayson?

You know my hubby doesn't take kindly to me being paired with anyone else morty.
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:11 PM
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Ryan can select anyone to kiss from the following groupage:




a...Darden

b...TechnoViking

c...The dancing gay man

d...The President of Iran


Good luck to you sir.
The president of Iran would make a great kissing partner for him.

However, he might get bored real soon and look to trade up. And honestly, the logical trade up from the president of Iran is the Venezuelan pres Hugo Chavez.

But hey, we all know Hugo's current kissing partner is a certain Orioles lover/Indians hater who is awfully fond of using the DrugS moniker to spar with other people on boards far, far, away.

Would it really be wise to risk breaking up this happy couple?



I think TechnoViking it is.
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:16 PM
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Stay with me now...this is a redo...but no one has more fun than this guy:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBvG0uuoiQo
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:18 PM
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You are such a yutz.








So ok....here's is what you must do. Make sure you have brushed your teeth and used a proper mouthwash...we want to taste pretty for Thebby.



Mow when she gets here......you march right up to her with a nice smile.

You take her gently yet firmly by the hips and pull her right to you. You then moisten your lips and plant them on one her hers. ....which you gently caress.Then you do the same to the remaining uncaressed lip. Now....you should,if you're doing this right, sense a reaction right about now. So you must slide your hands to her dupa pulling her in a little tighter and then kiss both of her lippy-poos with both of yours......with a part . If she does not part hers and invite you in........well you have fucl<ed up and must start over.



Now print this out and have it with you so you don't fucl< up.
Not only is he a predator but a teacher of kissy-poo too....watch out ladies!
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:18 PM
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Who is Dave Mayson?

You know my hubby doesn't take kindly to me being paired with anyone else morty.



Oh forget the old potato...this is fun day!





Let your hair down baby and plant one on DaveJayson.
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:20 PM
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The president of Iran would make a great kissing partner for him.

However, he might get bored real soon and look to trade up. And honestly, the logical trade up from the president of Iran is the Venezuelan pres Hugo Chavez.

But hey, we all know Hugo's current kissing partner is a certain Orioles lover/Indians hater who is awfully fond of using the DrugS moniker to spar with other people on boards far, far, away.

Would it really be wise to risk breaking up this happy couple?



I think TechnoViking it is.


!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:21 PM
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Morty........ can i join in the funday??

Can you promise me a big profit on my football (sorry, soccer) this evening? That certainly would make into a funday.

I know you have the power to do so!!


As for the pairing, i will pass.
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:23 PM
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Not only is he a predator but a teacher of kissy-poo too....watch out ladies!


Aw...you.

G'wan.
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:24 PM
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WHOO HOO !!

FUN DAY !!

What's more fun than making fun of noodles?

http://www.ndspn.com









YES!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:30 PM
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Morty........ can i join in the funday??

Can you promise me a big profit on my football (sorry, soccer) this evening? That certainly would make into a funday.

I know you have the power to do so!!


As for the pairing, i will pass.

YES!!





And now you will get a sexy one from GALLANT!!





You lucky guy!
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:33 PM
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YES!!





And now you will get a sexy one from GALLANT!!





You lucky guy!
Ha......... you have no idea how wrong you are!

it wouldn't turn out to be fun, not for me, anyway
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:52 PM
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I am here. I am just trying to take in all you have taught me. My first kiss is a big thing. I don't want to screw it up. I'm real nervous. Hopefully I'm good at it. I had anchovies for lunch. Is that bad?

GOD!







Oh listen to this...be her back door man:



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Old 10-03-2007, 02:53 PM
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Ha......... you have no idea how wrong you are!

it wouldn't turn out to be fun, not for me, anyway




Oh well......how about Suffy!?
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Old 10-03-2007, 03:05 PM
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Here's a good one:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-XGaXMBmN0
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Oh well......how about Suffy!?
excuse my ignorance, but who??

as logng as they are willing, eager and full of cash......... any female would do
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excuse my ignorance, but who??

as logng as they are willing, eager and full of cash......... any female would do
Go to Iceland.




Look for funny hair.
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Old 10-03-2007, 03:10 PM
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Now i am confused........
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Old 10-03-2007, 03:10 PM
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Let's mellow out and cap off this afternoons fun with this song:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCyRn-Z22o

I hope everyone got to know each other a lot better.



Tonight should make this look like a scout meeting.



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