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Old 10-16-2007, 09:49 AM
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Just wanted to let Dannie and all you other redneck fans know that THE Ohio State FightingMadDog Buckeyes are still THE Number One FB team in all the land.












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Old 10-16-2007, 09:50 AM
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Oh look at that ...would you?






They are still Number ONE.
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Old 10-16-2007, 10:08 AM
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Michigan is GETTING 2.5 at Illinois?




Well that's one I would have to take.
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Old 10-16-2007, 10:56 AM
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Mort you going to Thistley Downs today
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Old 10-16-2007, 11:08 AM
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Mort you going to Thistley Downs today

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ror!




But...no.






Only like live racing.

I would like to extend an interesting opinion and that would be the opening 4/7 DD at The Beulah.

I have other likes in that card today as well.

r u going today?
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Old 10-16-2007, 11:17 AM
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For my nimrod SECOND friends....the top 5 all time NCAA DV.IA winning pcts.:


1
Michigan
860
284
38
1182
0.744
28993
12510
16483

2
Notre Dame (IN)
821
270
41
1132
0.743
28523
13524
14999

3
Ohio St.
787
301
53
1141
0.713
26092
13502
12590

4
Texas
810
316
34
1160
0.713
27273
14407
12866

5
Oklahoma
765
295
53
1113
0.711
29180
13641
15539







Gee.


Ah don't no SECOND teams in thar.
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Old 10-16-2007, 11:31 AM
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I'll be darned. Ah wonder if any are in the top 5 in all time wins?

Let's take a look...shall we?


Should be fun.






1
Michigan
860
284
38
1182
0.744
28993
12510
16483

2
Notre Dame (IN)
821
270
41
1132
0.743
28523
13524
14999

3
Nebraska
812
326
41
1179
0.706
28723
14579
14144

4
Texas
810
316
34
1160
0.713
27273
14407
12866

5
Ohio St.
787
301
53
1141
0.713
26092
13502
12590







Weeeee dawgies!!!



Ah still don't see none!
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Old 10-16-2007, 11:33 AM
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Uh...what ah do see is two big ten teams in both listings.









HEY!

Waid a minud!






Ain't those two also what the US Congress declared as the greatest rivalry of all time in any sporty??








Yup....ah was right again.
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Old 10-16-2007, 12:19 PM
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Gosh..I hope I'm not rubbing it in.........buuuuut....




It seems LSU had problems winning...so they hired Saban...an Ohio coach...and won an NC.



Oklahoma did,too,,,,so they hired Stoops, an Ohio caoch....don't ya know....and won an NC.



So Flory-Dah got the right idea and hired an Ohio coach....and won an NC.






Interestingly enough...Ohio State hired a guy that did pretty well....but not quite good enough.....the Cooper guy....a Tan-ah-see coach. So they hired Tressel ,an Ohio coach, and won an NC.












Is this beginning to sink in?
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Old 10-16-2007, 12:27 PM
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Quote:
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Uh...what ah do see is two big ten teams in both listings.









HEY!

Waid a minud!






Ain't those two also what the US Congress declared as the greatest rivalry of all time in any sporty??








Yup....ah was right again.
You're doing fine work here. You really are.

Did ya know that over the past three seasons, while everyone has been oh so excited about the SECOND, and down on the mighty Big Ten, all that southern speed has failed to do so in seven of the eleven meetings between the conferences?
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Old 10-16-2007, 12:37 PM
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May I say ....entirely too kind...Late Fires?






To answer your fine question...


...that southern speed is known up here in the North as.....benzedrene.

We never touch the stuff.....which is also why they can't touch us.











They are now COMPLETELY AND HABITUALLY RUINED!
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Old 10-16-2007, 12:41 PM
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Step into the Vaporization Chamber MS. Cajunatah...Dannie...and whathaveyou.



Oh I'm afraid wiggling your tail feathers isn't going to work now....a little late for that.







Set VC to FULL VAPORIZATION.
















BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!










































Work good.
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Old 10-16-2007, 01:32 PM
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Old 10-16-2007, 01:44 PM
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Hey Spydah!!!






Glad ya left,too!
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Old 10-16-2007, 01:57 PM
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Well since we're dragging statistics into the mix, and most of the statistics were inflated due to including championships that were won before the invention of pornography, here's a kicker for ya Big Ten homers...

Since the inception of the BCS, which conference has produced the most champions?


You get two guesses.
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:08 PM
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Well since we're dragging statistics into the mix, and most of the statistics were inflated due to including championships that were won before the invention of pornography, here's a kicker for ya Big Ten homers...

Since the inception of the BCS, which conference has produced the most champions?


You get two guesses.


I don't need SECONDS.





But the thing is.....we can all grab slices of time to our benefit...no?


What does not lie are the all time simple wins/losses and winning pcts.


But I did mention it took Ohio coaches to help out very strongly with your winning the most BCS titles.


And to bring things up to its most recent date.....what conference boasts the NUMBER ONE team in all the land?




MOUNT UNION could beat ADD!!....I mean LSU.
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:10 PM
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I don't need SECONDS.





But the thing is.....we can all grab slices of time to our benefit...no?


What does not lie are the all time simple wins/losses and winning pcts.


But I did mention it took Ohio coaches to help out very strongly with your winning the most BCS titles.


And to bring things up to its most recent date.....what conference boasts the NUMBER ONE team in all the land?




MOUNT UNION could beat ADD!!....I mean LSU.
Saban is from West Virginia.
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:12 PM
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Saban is from West Virginia.
Saban went to Kent State and coached in Ohio in his learning years ...so he could learn it the right way.
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:12 PM
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I suppose now you'll tell me John Heisman is from Louisianer!
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:15 PM
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And that the Cradle of Coaches is Alababy!...I mean bamy.
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