Snowy Woods

This Heisman deal is about as ridiculous as caring about who's going to win HOY. Who, outside of Cryin Dispencer and a bunch of girls, would care about an award?

What matters is national championships. Your team has 7. Mine has 11.

Individual achievements are meaningless in a team sport. I'm sure you would love to trade in 6 of those Heismans for 4 NC's, eh? Or do you have a lifetime subscription to Star Magazine?

Again, linking an ESPN article just proves my point. Thanks.

[Mortimer]

I think I prove mine...don't you?


Every point I make are ONLY factoids.....and you brush it off as ....bias??



Shame on you.


I'm guessing your team is Alybamy.





Check you figures...I believe we both have 12.



But we beat the dickens out of you every other way possible....yes...starting with Heismans. I wouls think if you had more then it would become a little more acceptable to you.






Hey...who is Alybamy's coach now?


And where are they ranked???



I don't blame you for not admitting they are your team.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I think I prove mine...don't you?


Every point I make are ONLY factoids.....and you brush it off as ....bias??



Shame on you.


I'm guessing your team is Alybamy.





Check you figures...I believe we both have 12.



But we beat the dickens out of you every other way possible....yes...starting with Heismans. I wouls think if you had more then it would become a little more acceptable to you.






Hey...who is Alybamy's coach now?


And where are they ranked???



I don't blame you for not admitting they are your team.

Fact: I made money on the BCS championship by putting money on Florida's nose while you were clutching your Coach Tressel signed sweatervest and crying.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Di...l_championship

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Fact: I made money on the BCS championship by putting money on Florida's nose while you were clutching your Coach Tressel signed sweatervest and crying.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Di...l_championship

Oh I don't bet.



Hey...does this help?





Greatest Sports Rivalries - Ohio State vs. Michigan
Ohio State and Michigan have been rivals on the football field for over 100 years. The two teams from the Big 10 played each other for the first time in 1897 and have done battle in the final game of the regular season every year since 1935. In 2003, these teams played for the 100th time and the US Congress recognized the rivalry as the greatest in sports history. Overall, the Michigan Wolverines hold an edge in games between the two teams, 57-39-6.

[Mortimer]

Oh..by the way....ah still don't see Alybamer in the top 5 listings of all time.









Do you?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Fact: I made money on the BCS championship by putting money on Florida's nose while you were clutching your Coach Tressel signed sweatervest and crying.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Di...l_championship

The true and more encompassing polls I dislayed show 12/12.....maybe you should count them...I could have made a boo-boo.

[Mortimer]

FACTOMUNDO:




Ohio State is in the all time top 5 in wins and pct.

Alybamer is not.


I could lay tons more of hardware on you in addition...but you won't believe it.

[Mortimer]

Ah wonder why Congress didn't vote for Alybamer/Auburny???








I mean..it's a fact they didn't.

[Mortimer]

Golly I wish someone else would join in.


I simply adore meeting new people and making new friends!!










Yes I do!

Originally Posted by Mortimer

The true and more encompassing polls I dislayed show 12/12.....maybe you should count them...I could have made a boo-boo.

I'm not counting. You made a boo-boo.

[Cajungator26]

Morty, you sound like a noodle fan. Hey! At least you've got history!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Morty, you sound like a noodle fan. Hey! At least you've got history!

Well you look like one.





YES!!....history was as recent as yesterday....which mean Ohios has won an NC a lot more recently than Alybama.

You want recent?

I'll bet Ohios record this century is better than Flory-dahs and Alybamers.


You SECOND fans sound like PacMan fans.

[Mortimer]

Best since 2000:


Oklahoma, 85-15 (.850)
Boise State, 80-15 (.842)
Texas, 80-16 (.833)
Ohio State, 80-18 (.816)
Miami (Fla.), 75-19 (.798)
USC, 74-20 (.787


Gee....no SECONDS here either.

Hey...that recent enough fer ya'all??

[Mortimer]

WELL ....recent history fans????

[Mortimer]

Thank you for your courageous output....MS. Cajunfreightah.

[Mortimer]

Well it was really great embarrassing SECOND fans..but again...let's get back to business:







by: Charlotte Bronte



THERE'S no use in weeping,
Though we are condemned to part:
There's such a thing as keeping
A remembrance in one's heart:

There's such a thing as dwelling
On the thought ourselves have nurs'd,
And with scorn and courage telling
The world to do its worst.

We'll not let its follies grieve us,
We'll just take them as they come;
And then every day will leave us
A merry laugh for home.

When we've left each friend and brother,
When we're parted wide and far,
We will think of one another,
As even better than we are.

Every glorious sight above us,
Every pleasant sight beneath,
We'll connect with those that love us,
Whom we truly love till death !

In the evening, when we're sitting
By the fire perchance alone,
Then shall heart with warm heart meeting,
Give responsive tone for tone.

We can burst the bonds which chain us,
Which cold human hands have wrought,
And where none shall dare restrain us
We can meet again, in thought.

So there's no use in weeping,
Bear a cheerful spirit still;
Never doubt that Fate is keeping
Future good for present ill !

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Well you look like one.





YES!!....history was as recent as yesterday....which mean Ohios has won an NC a lot more recently than Alybama.

You want recent?

I'll bet Ohios record this century is better than Flory-dahs and Alybamers.


You SECOND fans sound like PacMan fans.

I could care less about OSU's record this century. How has Ohio St fared against the SEC in bowl games? Hmmm...

2006 41-14 (Lost to FLORY-DAH)
2002 31-28 (Lost to South Carolina)
2001 24-7 (Lost to South Carolina)
1996 20-14 (Lost to Tennessee)
1995 24-17 (Lost to Alabama)
1993 21-14 (Lost to Georgia)
1990 31-14 ((Lost to Auburn)
1978 35-6 (Lost to Alabama)

[Cajungator26]

Let me spell it out for you, Mort-ay

L-O-S-E-R-S

[Mortimer]

Geez do you ever shut up with your constant carpings!???






GOD!








What is it with you people??



I give up already!!









Oh they love their stinking SEC......right...take it all....g'wan...YOU have all the NC's....YOU have won every game ever played and no one else has ever won a game who is not in the SEC.

Oh that sun rises and sets on that SEC!!




Becuse it's SEC this ...

..and SEC that.........................and OH THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THE OLD SEC!!



Well you take your SEC and you shove it just as far as is humanly possible......do you hear me?





Yes you shove it with ALL your wins and ALL your stinking trophies AND AAAAAAAALL those games you never lost.








BOY DO THEY LOVE THEIR STINKING SEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!