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Old 10-24-2007, 07:42 PM
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"Why don't they put diapers on horseys? The ca-ca makes me sick!!!"
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:43 PM
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"What does field mean?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:44 PM
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:47 PM
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:56 PM
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Old 10-24-2007, 08:07 PM
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" What is the fixation around here with socks and Kleenex? Is this horsey racing worthy?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 08:35 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!!! Needed a laugh tonight. THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:22 PM
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:32 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!!! Needed a laugh tonight. THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please put your comment into the form of a stupid thread title.
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:36 PM
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Please put your comment into the form of a stupid thread title.

Ok. Why was "Pooh Bear" scratched????? Too intimidating for the other horseys??????????????
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:37 PM
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"Dear Lansdon: Confessions from One Suit"
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:38 PM
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"I would like to know where Pooh Bears girl went."
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:39 PM
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"I would like to know where Pooh Bears girl went."

To visit Rabbit in his hole??????
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:41 PM
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"That's a busy girl!!.......oh..not a very good thread title."
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:44 PM
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Ok, how's this.....Did Cry and Catch Me cry when she caught a fever?
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:45 PM
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:47 PM
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" How fast does a swivel chair swivel?.....fever or not."
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:50 PM
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I don't have a swivel chair. Those and teacup rides make me dizzy.
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:50 PM
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"Does Todd Pletcher use a self tanner or is he just a raging drunk?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:53 PM
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" Why does Pletcher give his horseys juices? No pulp I would hope."
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