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Old 10-25-2007, 11:32 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:33 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:34 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:34 AM
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they said the horse was in a dead heat, but i thought it was chilly. i even had a jacket on!
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"Wht state holds the Kentucky Derby?...Is that Connecticut,too??"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:35 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:36 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:36 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:37 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:37 AM
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someone said they wanted to box some horses. i've heard of boxing kangaroos, but horses?
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that horse must be tired, his tongue is hanging out!
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:39 AM
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"Hey why isn't Sumwon in the Distaff?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:40 AM
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i bought a racing form, but i'm not sure how to fill it out.
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