Derby Trail Forums

Go Back   Derby Trail Forums > Esoteric Central
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #421  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:06 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

"Is DNF a mistake for MondayNightFootball?"
Reply With Quote
  #422  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:07 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" Ah wonder what kind of crop a hot walker has?"
Reply With Quote
  #423  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:07 PM
Coach Pants
 
Posts: n/a
Default

"Why are they running for a purse? I'd prefer cash money moolah bread."
Reply With Quote
  #424  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:07 PM
Danzig Danzig is offline
Dee Tee Stables
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: The Natural State
Posts: 29,939
Default

i read that this horse won driving. i didn't know horses could drive!!
__________________
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all.
Abraham Lincoln
Reply With Quote
  #425  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:08 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" Why don't I hear WHOOOOOOA !! after horseys pass the finish line?"
Reply With Quote
  #426  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:09 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" I think I've been asking too many questions."
Reply With Quote
  #427  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:09 PM
Coach Pants
 
Posts: n/a
Default

"If Lawyer Ron loses will he sue Mammouth for his losses?"
Reply With Quote
  #428  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:10 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" I remember someone once said they couldn't see Invisible Ink."
Reply With Quote
  #429  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:10 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" Is it a ZC that AGS is running on Saturday?"
Reply With Quote
  #430  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:11 PM
Coach Pants
 
Posts: n/a
Default

"Should I stand at attention when I Salute The Sarge?"
Reply With Quote
  #431  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:11 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

"Whatever happened to Hard Spun?"
Reply With Quote
  #432  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:14 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" Is snarfing a bad sign?"
Reply With Quote
  #433  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:14 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" Why Won't Anyone Answer My New Jersey Questions!!???"
Reply With Quote
  #434  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:15 PM
Coach Pants
 
Posts: n/a
Default

"Whodey what color monopoly money should I use on BC day?"
Reply With Quote
  #435  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:15 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" How many times do they need to fix a race? And why do they do it before the race...how do they know it will break?"
Reply With Quote
  #436  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:16 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" Is WAC'D finally happy about his weather report?"
Reply With Quote
  #437  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:17 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" If it does rain I'm going with the rein horses."
Reply With Quote
  #438  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:18 PM
Antitrust32 Antitrust32 is offline
Jerome Park
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Ft Lauderdale
Posts: 9,413
Default

"Randy Moss is the only reason Chad Pennington is in the NFL"
Reply With Quote
  #439  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:19 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" Where is Baffert? Who is he? Where is Lucas? Who is he ,too?"
Reply With Quote
  #440  
Old 10-25-2007, 01:20 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" They are going to give away crotouns at Mamouth in tryng to hype LawyerTron."
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:32 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.