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  #321  
Old 10-25-2007, 09:30 PM
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What WOULD you do all over again?
the last 22 years.
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:42 PM
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Quote:
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the last 22 years.
DO YOU MIND!!!?????
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:57 PM
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I apologize for that outrageous interruption.






Juvenile Turf






Strike The Deal



Can't cut the mustard.


Crinkle

Trash Can








Gio Ponti



Wasn't he once a car?



Crinkle

Trash can






Achill Island



Never heard of 'im.


Crinkle

Trash can






Prussian



Where do they get these awful names?

God.




Crinkle

Trash can







Cherokee something



Don't look at me.



Crinkle

Trash can








Domestic Fund


Elmer Fudd



Crinkle

Trash can









Your round


Your fat.




Crinkle

Trash can








Nownownow



Nevahnevahnevah





Crinkle

Trash can






Texas Fever


Hoof n' mouth




WHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR







Preachin' Man



Didn't I toss this one earlier?


Ah dunno



Crinkle

Trash can









Cannonball


Shredder Fodder






WHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR










This race goes to the true predator:







THE LEOPARD









SPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!









No one gets up for second.
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:13 PM
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DIRT MILE





ForeFathers



Too many.


Crinkle

Trash can







High Finance


To bad it's... horse racing





Crinkle

Trash can






Park Avenue Ball



Ousted from Monopoly.

Won't fair any better here.


Crinkle

Trash can









Gotcha Gold



People seem to think he can swipe this one with little closing presence.

That's why they pay me to do this stuff.







WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR








Corinthian



Looks good in leather.

Not sa hot in saddle cloth.






WHIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR








Lewis Michael




Dyslexic.

He'll think he won.





Crinkle

Trash can







Wanderin' Boy



Get this dressage candidate outta my sght.





Crinkle

Trash can








DescreetCaCa



What a friggin' hoser.

His azz will be draggin' at the end...but he may hang on for second.







Ya winnah:







Xchanger
runs late ...but runs straight and nails everyone's behind at the finish line.



Book it...cook it...wrap it and pack it.
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:14 PM
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All I can say is.......
















for everything else, there's Mastercard.
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Old 10-26-2007, 09:14 AM
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Do you still accept Discover Cards?
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:39 AM
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Good pics Mort. Where you watching the races? You going to the Big T??
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:16 AM
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Good pics Mort. Where you watching the races? You going to the Big T??
Too kind.




What races?






I'm not going to Mommy Dearest's.
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Old 10-26-2007, 07:36 PM
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Juvenile Fillies



Now....really.

Who cares.



Watch this:


WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIIRRRRRR






That leaves Smarty Debbie

A distinct hint.
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Old 10-26-2007, 07:49 PM
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Juvenile



Tale of Ekati



Man that's some bad tail


Crinkle

Trash can








Dixie Chatter



Johnny Rebs will be all over this one.



Crinkle

Trash can






Wicked Style


I'm running out of patience already.




Crinkle


Trash can








War Pass


Pass



Crinkle

Trash can







Slew's Tiznow




Very uninspiring

I may go back and reread the stupid thread titles thread.




Crinkle

Trash can








Z Humor


Z Fuel




Crinkle


Trash can










Salute the Sarge



Oh blow me already.



Crinkle

Trash can








Kodiak Kowboy





Zodiac Nimrod


Crinkle

Trash can








Shore Do



Fucl< You


Crinkle

Trash can







Oh let's just ditch the rest in one big shredding....they're mekin' me sick!!!






WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR







PYRO WINS.
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Old 10-26-2007, 07:51 PM
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FILLY AND MARES TURF






( WNBA )





Really....do you care?

I don't.






4 out here.
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:05 PM
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SPRINT




GEEZ!..how many races are there!!??







Idiot Proof



Fail to do so



Crinkle

Trash can







Gregs Gold



Good for Greg


He's also going directly to the shredder.




WHIIIIRRRRRRR






BennyTheBull


rule-eng un ze flour!!!!!


Crinkle

Trash can







Smokey Stover



You've got to be kidding me.

Great seats though..huh!?





Crinkle

Trash can






Midnight Lute



Is it me?



Crinkle


Trash can








Kelley's Landing



I'm sure his arms will be tired.



Crinkle

Trash can






Attilas Storm




Striking fear in the hearts of immature guppies.




Crinkle


Trash can













Oh fucl< the rest.








I like Talent Search here....at least he's looking for it.
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Old 10-26-2007, 09:33 PM
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Quote:
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Juvenile Fillies



Now....really.

Who cares.



Watch this:


WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIRRRRRRR

WHIIIIIRRRRRR






That leaves Smarty Debbie

A distinct hint.

aw, you were thinking of me when you came up with that pick, weren't you?
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:51 PM
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aw, you were thinking of me when you came up with that pick, weren't you?

Oh phooey...I am so bashful............oh you.

Yes ..I was.









Is it possibly worth a felatio-poo???
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:07 PM
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Oh God I am so sick of this BC thing.



I can't do this anymore!!







MILE

Take a 2-6 exacta box and go to bed.









DISTAFF



Wake up with a nice 4-7 e-box.






TURF


7-4 straight exacta.








CLASSIC


Take 9-4 straight exacta.
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:23 PM
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Hey thanks a lot.


I do my best to try and please you people and get very little in return.



You wouldn't get this kind of effort from Sirloin or Tryke....or Beyer.





Remind me not to give up hours of my fine personal time whenever I get a stupid idea like trying to assist the blind.










You have yourself a nice day tomorrow.
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:24 PM
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And where's my felatio-poo??
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Old 10-27-2007, 01:01 AM
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Quote:
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Oh I was just kidding with you fer cripes sike. Sissy.


WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
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Old 10-29-2007, 11:45 AM
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I am proclaiming this day a SnowyWoods day in honor of my fine friend and drinking buddy....THE Andrew.



God knows he's always been there for me....as well as for many of you.

He once gave me the shirt of his back.

Of course...it was my shirt to begin with,but who's counting?




The thing is I know he has done good works and even though may come off as a knowitall and very bad man....he is perhaps actually the
biggest sissy I have ever known.

I alwaysimagined that if someone were Thebby worthy...well it just might be me....I mean Andy.I think it became obviouson Valentines Day after receiving no greeting card from her.


Sweetest Day mail left no question in my mind.





So let the SnowyWoods forest fairies and predators all be keeping the Big Mocker in their thoughts today as one fine friend.


I mean...imagine what any of you would do if I called you NoTool.
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:28 PM
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All right sporty fans.



How about a little point spreading action?








Take THE Ohio State and give 15.5 to THE WeDon'tNeedNoStinkingBadgers

Take Oregon and give 7 to the filthy swine ASU

Take Navy getting 3.5 from the Noodles

Take MSU and 5 over Michigan

Take Nebraska and 17 over Kansas
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