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Old 10-26-2007, 03:46 PM
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"Where is Baffert!???????"
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"Turns out it wasn't the Loch Ness Monster. It was Gary Sciacca"
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"Who is Edgar Playdough?"
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"Why isn't Dic Stuffer calling the races at Mamouth?"
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" I called the races already.They don't sell no rye bread...or horseradish."
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" I draw circles around horseys I want to win in the program. What if I draw circles around 2 I want to box? Will it still work?"
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"When does the first AD race start at Monomooth?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:53 PM
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"Why don't they ever let the Riccola Bros. blow their horns for big races? Who is that same funny man always blowing his? It's not fair."
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'Why did Erin go bra????? Didn't she wear one before? Why not? Who is Erin?""
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:55 PM
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"Who is Andy? Why does everyone ask him stupid questions?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:56 PM
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:58 PM
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"My mom told me to wear a London Fog to Mamouth tomorrow. How am I going to get fog from London on such short notice?"
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"I wonder if Smokey Stover puts out stove fires."
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:59 PM
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" Is Pat Day riding Wait A While?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:01 PM
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"It will take an act of God to beat Preachin Man in the Juvy Turf"
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:02 PM
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"What is Ted Danson doing in a horse race?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:03 PM
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" Why do people jump in the garbage cans at the race track?"
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