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Old 11-05-2007, 09:52 AM
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I will reduce myself to admitting there is a "T" in the name.








It does please me to do so.

If it pleased me to call Stevie a spurious oscillation....why I would.

But it does not at this time.
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:03 AM
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Old 11-05-2007, 11:25 AM
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Friend or ho?....I mean foe?
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:32 PM
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Don't worry SportyFans...I haven't forgot about you:





Take Illinois and 15 vs. Ohio State. I have sniffed the air about this one...and I do not like what I smell. This will be the most dangerous game of the year to date for Ohio who tends to go to sleepy-poo as they wish.


Take Wisconsin and 2.5 vs. Michigan


Take Ok.St. and 5.5 vs. Kansas. I forgot how awful Nebrasky truly is. The team is now fully cooked.


Take Iota giving 14.5 to Minny-SOH-tah.


Take Southeastern giving 1.5 to IndyAnna
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:39 PM
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And now back to our regularly scheduled program.





------------


Jennifer Juneau



The Light Of The Mind, Cold And Planetary

Relinquish a vision?
Wanderlust for word, my task Sisyphean?

Wastrel, you said. I flaw and I flaw,
Plummet with the plums.

Fallen fruit from the sage tree of the mind.
Accent, false tense. Dear versicolored friend,

You are mighty in mozzle,
A turncoat in wanion.

Fade and falter, waver and waive
The right to tread hyperopic implosion,

Jam of grass. Fair-weather, seasonable thing.
It was only when I died you were pricked

By my invaluable sting.
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:53 PM
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( Fucl<...I meant to say FUCl<O'S )

While it is true I am dead.....I have put GenuineCrazyLady in a trance and am using her as a vehicle for automatic writing.

But wait until GenuineCrazyLady hears from her friends and relatives about those filthy letters she sent.
Oh my goodness, how could I have missed this?

Morty, my sweet chubbycheeks (you know which ones), thank you. If the boys in high school had been as obsessed with me as you, my dating life then might not have been the vast wasteland it was. Where was your wacky stalking when I needed it most? And in the very first post of the thread! Though you were smart to switch to someone else for your ghostwriting- as I am sure you discovered, my handwriting is terrible.

If I may make one small, tiny, request... if you could please perhaps laminate the next photos I send... having to replace them so often because they get, how did you put it? "All sticky" is putting a bit of a financial strain on my limited resources. Laminated photos, however, may be cleaned with a damp cloth and used over and over again.

Hugs and kisses to you, "Mr. Softy!"
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Old 11-05-2007, 01:15 PM
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Oh my goodness, how could I have missed this?

Morty, my sweet chubbycheeks (you know which ones), thank you. If the boys in high school had been as obsessed with me as you, my dating life then might not have been the vast wasteland it was. Where was your wacky stalking when I needed it most? And in the very first post of the thread! Though you were smart to switch to someone else for your ghostwriting- as I am sure you discovered, my handwriting is terrible.

If I may make one small, tiny, request... if you could please perhaps laminate the next photos I send... having to replace them so often because they get, how did you put it? "All sticky" is putting a bit of a financial strain on my limited resources. Laminated photos, however, may be cleaned with a damp cloth and used over and over again.

Hugs and kisses to you, "Mr. Softy!"



Aw gosh...she's trying to make me feel at home.

As I did run away from "home."







Anyone notice MommyDearest tendencies in that post?

Ms.CrazyLady......I have submitted those photos to people who advertised in "I lost my Pet." One said you were close...but the snout was a little long.

Laminating is a good idea as barfing does ruin the unlaminated ones.








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Morty Wadsworth Longfellow
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Old 11-05-2007, 01:24 PM
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In tribute to 80s Rock group the Cars, I must say, Hello Again.
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Old 11-05-2007, 01:32 PM
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In tribute to 80s Rock group the Cars, I must say, Hello Again.



You are no friend..you are a foe.



Your pm attack squadron tried to invade my air space.

I warned you......it was fired upon and the remains sent directly to the shredder.
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Old 11-05-2007, 01:43 PM
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ROR is fighting me....I no longer require her services.



I now take over Thebby for my automatic writing needs.


Just before I am through with her.....I shall apply her lipstick with a rocket launcher.....and epoxy on 7 inch eyelashes.....as well as add 5 pounds of foundation to her face .....and shave her head.
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Old 11-05-2007, 01:49 PM
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I continue doing as I please.








Whenever I wish to.
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Old 11-05-2007, 02:10 PM
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I have scribed on ode to my photo sending friend....Laleania GenuineCrazyLady.







I hope you all enjoy it.










I call it.....Laleania GenuineCrazyLady.




When the sun goes to bed
That's the time you raise your head,
That's your lot in life, Lalea±a
Can't blame ya, Lalea±a.

Arty tart, ladeda,
Can your part get much sadder ?
That's your lot in life, Lalea±a.
Can't blame ya, Lalea±a.

Run your hand through your hair,
Paint your face with despair.
That's your lot in life, Lalea±a
Can't blame ya, Lalea±a.

When the sun goes to bed
That's the time you raise your head.
That's your lot in life, Lalea±a
I can't blame ya, Lalea±a.

Arty tart, oh so ladeda,
Can your part ever get, ever get much sadder ?
That's your lot in life, Lalea±a.
I can't blame ya, Lalea±a, no, no, no, Lalea±a,
Oh, Lalea±a
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Old 11-05-2007, 02:48 PM
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It is commonly known you are most likely have a shiv slammed into your back by someone you know.




Like a relative.....or a friend.

And fanatics will cloud the scene with slanted eyewitness reports.

"Why that wasn't a shiv...it was a toothbrush."
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Old 11-05-2007, 02:54 PM
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Some would shriek....CONSPIRACY!




But plugged ears and blinded eyes only hear and see what they want to.

The kind and innocent are always the ones sacrificed when a mob lusts for blood.

Wrong place..wrong time?





Perhaps.

My thoughts?

Ah don't thank so.








The trap was set long ago.
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Old 11-05-2007, 02:59 PM
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Women should be seen and not heard.




However....











...this place has several examples to which one must consider both bannings.
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Old 11-05-2007, 03:01 PM
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Old 11-05-2007, 03:04 PM
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hi also.

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Old 11-05-2007, 03:05 PM
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This is what Thebby will look like when I am done with her






I do as I please.
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Old 11-05-2007, 03:06 PM
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I decided I will merely curl ,and not shave, her hair.
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Old 11-05-2007, 03:07 PM
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hi also.




Hi.





Although I am not also.
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