ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S - Page 5

Mortimer · #82 11-05-2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I wish you would have captured this a second or two earlier.

Then the pushers would be known to all.

Cajungator26 · #83 11-05-2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

I wish you would have captured this a second or two earlier.

Then the pushers would be known to all.

I hope you can swim.

Mortimer · #84 11-05-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I hope you can swim.

Many would disagree with you.

Cajungator26 · #85 11-05-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Many would disagree with you.

I'm quite certain that if you are nice, I can arrange to have an alligator 'teach' you how to swim. At no charge...

cmorioles · #86 11-05-2007, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

I decided I will merely curl

Cool...is this you?

Mortimer · #87 11-05-2007, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I'm quite certain that if you are nice, I can arrange to have an alligator 'teach' you how to swim. At no charge...

Well it would beat getting taught by a terp.

Besides...I've already swam with sharks.

I have no desire to repeat that gig.

Mortimer · #88 11-05-2007, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by cmorioles

Cool...is this you?

I had you on ignore.

I should have left you there.

BLECH

cmorioles · #89 11-05-2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

I had you on ignore.

Does this mean you covered up my picture on your headboard?

Mortimer · #90 11-05-2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by cmorioles

Does this mean you covered up my picture on your headboard?

It means there is a 50 large bounty to anyone bringing me a certain pedestal.

Antitrust32 · #91 11-05-2007, 04:25 PM

so what is goin awn?

Buffymommy · #92 11-05-2007, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

so what is goin awn?

I just looked at this thread too. Something about Mortikins being dead, but DANG it is taking him three friggen days to die...

Antitrust32 · #93 11-05-2007, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy

I just looked at this thread too. Something about Mortikins being dead, but DANG it is taking him three friggen days to die...

yes... slow and painful is the only way a real predator can do it.

Buffymommy · #94 11-05-2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

yes... slow and painful is the only way a real predator can do it.

I guess you are right.

Do we know who murdered him yet?

Cajungator26 · #95 11-05-2007, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy

I just looked at this thread too. Something about Mortikins being dead, but DANG it is taking him three friggen days to die...

This should explain it for ya:

"As with many such terms that seem to have evolved rather than been decreed, the history of "buckeye" is a bit fuzzy. The buckeye (aesculus glabra) is a tree, native to Ohio and particularly prevalent in the Ohio River Valley, whose shiny dark brown nuts with lighter tan patches resemble the eye of a deer. Settlers who crossed the Alleghenies found it to be the only unfamiliar tree in the forest. Perhaps its uniqueness contributed to its popularity because it had few other attractions. Pioneers carved the soft buckeye wood into troughs, platters, and even cradles. Before the days of plastic, buckeye wood was often used to fashion artificial limbs. The nuts, although inedible, are attractive and folk wisdom had it that carrying one in a pocket brings good luck and wards off rheumatism. However, in general, the trees and their nuts are of little practical use: the wood does not burn well, the bark has an unpleasant odor, and the bitter nut meat is mildly toxic. Still, the tree has grit. It grows where others cannot, is difficult to kill, and adapts to its circumstances. Daniel Drake, who gave a witty speech on behalf of the buckeye at a well attended dinner in Cincinnati in 1833, said, "In all our woods there is not a tree so hard to kill as the buckeye. The deepest girdling does not deaden it, and even after it is cut down and worked up into the side of a cabin it will send out young branches, denoting to all the world that Buckeyes are not easily conquered, and could with difficulty be destroyed.""