ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

[Mortimer]

[quote=Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I meant the "not heard" part.

Oh.
















I will give you heard in exchange for touching.

Anywhere we please.

[Mortimer]

Probably a bad idea.

[Rileyoriley]

[quote=Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Oh.
















I will give you heard in exchange for touching.

Anywhere we please.

Oh, so women should be seen, heard and touched? I'm assuming you don't mean "alittle touched in the head"?

[Mortimer]

[quote=Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh, so women should be seen, heard and touched? I'm assuming you don't mean "alittle touched in the head"?

Interesting response.





Take a look at this ink blot:









What does this mean to you?

[Rileyoriley]

[quote=Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Interesting response.





Take a look at this ink blot:









What does this mean to you?

I thought ink blots were supposed to be black??? Pink works for me though.

Ok, I see a doped-up, pink bunny rabbit. What does that tell you doctor???

[Mortimer]

[quote=Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I thought ink blots were supposed to be black??? Pink works for me though.

Ok, I see a doped-up, pink bunny rabbit. What does that tell you doctor???

Oh boy.



You are in desperate need of an immediate and complete physical examination.

You're also very lucky as I am a qualified medical doctor as well.

[Rileyoriley]

[quote=Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Oh boy.



You are in desperate need of an immediate and complete physical examination.

You're also very lucky as I am a qualified medical doctor as well.

I'll need to see your degree of course.

[Mortimer]

[quote=Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I'll need to see your degree of course.

Yes....of course.I'll be happy















thud

[Rileyoriley]

[quote=Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Yes....of course.I'll be happy















thud

OH NO! I'VE KILLED MORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mortimer]

[quote=Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

OH NO! I'VE KILLED MORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ror!


Do you realize how much trouble you are in?

[Rileyoriley]

[quote=Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

ror!


Do you realize how much trouble you are in?

I'm not worried. You always seem to return to the living.









Are you a vampire?????

[Mortimer]

[quote=Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I'm not worried. You always seem to return to the living.









Are you a vampire?????

I am Wolfman.


But a catwoman is in my blood thus the extry lives.

[Rileyoriley]

[quote=Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I am Wolfman.


But a catwoman is in my blood thus the extry lives.

Lucky you. Just remember, even cats have only 9 lives.

[Mortimer]

[quote=Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Lucky you. Just remember, even cats have only 9 lives.

But there are CatThieves.




More lives can always be stolen.

[Mortimer]

But as far as places go......my lives are done in one....used up....stone dead.




I'm sure the festival still goes on.

The fucl<ing as shole is dead.

[Mortimer]

I am good enough....





..I am smart enough....








...and ,DOGGONE IT, people like me.





Most.











a LOT.













OK....some.













Well it's not like no one does.



















So no one likes me.


















Big friggin' deal.

[Mortimer]

Allow me to mention a couple of names or so.





BySlander and ByAClit don't like me.


That's pretty clear.


I only mention this for informational purposes only.

[Mortimer]

MiracleWhip never did like me anway.

I heard he lives a in a roach motel.

Can't train seals.



LaBarge ...I don't think cares for me either.

Same for Santa NaJimi....he's gone south on me.

Hyunadai Science?......don't like me neither.

[Payson Dave]

But the question that is uppermost in many minds is .....






does Thebby really like ya????







or







is she just playin ya like a well kept vintage violin??

[Mortimer]

Ah wonder where Dave Mayson stands on this?