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Old 11-07-2007, 11:02 PM
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Betrayal to right of him,
Betrayal to left of him,
Shiv in wait behind him
Sharp and twisting;
Stormed at with silence from hell,
While the past and present fell,
He had thought it so well
But did come through the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of him,
Left of the conundrum.

Why does his glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge he made!
Honour the his light and do not jade,
Noble conundrum!
Finer work.

OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:05 PM
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More Behoovered.



More eyeliner.

Makeup!
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:15 PM
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READY!



They prepared.



AIM!



They took keen sight.



FIRE!








A volley....sounded as one and found their mark.



A legion of good,strong shooters took pride when told there were no blanks...all rounds were live.




So as to know they all had a proud hand.












The doomed remains were thrown into the shredder.










WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR











His last wishes..




Crinkle

Trash can










..never to be known.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:34 PM
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When I am dead, my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me:
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree.
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet:
And if thou wilt, remember
And if thou wilt, forget.














Should have been known I would not go gentle into that good night.

And now I go...my biggest yet ....in my sight.

For this one I announce as over

And to all that same good night
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:23 AM
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Sh!t.


I forgot:















Everyone else is different;only you are the same.
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Old 11-08-2007, 09:42 AM
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Stopping by Friends on an Unsuspecting Day

Whose place this is I think I know,
His house is in the village though.
He will see me stopping here,
To watch his place fill up with one more.

My little noodle thinks it queer,
To stop without a friend to me near,
Between the last time off a this time,
The darkest day of all the years.

He gives his idea and to all a shake,
To make sure there is no mistake.
The only other sound's the two,
And they do not speak to the flake.

The turns of life are cruel... dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And nowhere to go..they stay within and with me they weep
And nowhere to go..they stay within and with me they weep

-- mdf
Very fine work.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:07 PM
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Did Morty die? I don't see 50 threads started by him today?
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:56 PM
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Stopping by Friends on an Unsuspecting Day

Whose place this is I think I know,
His house is in the village though.
He will see me stopping here,
To watch his place fill up with one more.

My little noodle thinks it queer,
To stop without a friend to me near,
Between the last time off a this time,
The darkest day of all the years.

He gives his idea and to all a shake,
To make sure there is no mistake.
The only other sound's the two,
And they do not speak to the flake.

The turns of life are cruel... dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And nowhere to go..they stay within and with me they weep
And nowhere to go..they stay within and with me they weep

-- mdf
I've only read the last 2 pages but Mr. R. Frost demands to know why you changed the word from horsie to noodle and where's the bit about the harness bells and why did you replace lovely with cruel and, and.....

He may be dead but he's still pretty damned upset Morte.
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:01 PM
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Betrayal to right of him,
Betrayal to left of him,
Shiv in wait behind him
Sharp and twisting;
Stormed at with silence from hell,
While the past and present fell,
He had thought it so well
But did come through the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of him,
Left of the conundrum.

Why does his glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge he made!
Honour the his light and do not jade,
Noble conundrum!
Tennyson is now rolling over in his grave.

Bad Morte.
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:43 PM
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Betrayal to right of him,
Betrayal to left of him,
Shiv in wait behind him
Sharp and twisting;
Stormed at with silence from hell,
While the past and present fell,
He had thought it so well
But did come through the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of him,
Left of the conundrum.

Why does his glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge he made!
Honour the his light and do not jade,
Noble conundrum!
I take this to mean you went down to the 7-11 in a bad neighborhood and bought some beer...am I right? Did I win?
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:47 PM
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I take this to mean you went down to the 7-11 in a bad neighborhood and bought some beer...am I right? Did I win?
The poem is about one of the (many) blunders that took place in the Crimean War... you know, the 600 or so in the charge of the light brigade?

So with that in mind, here's hoping it was lite beer.

P.S. Hope you won.
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:17 PM
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I was right...I've seen that beer commercial!
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Old 11-09-2007, 10:18 PM
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READY!



They prepared.



AIM!



They took keen sight.



FIRE!








A volley....sounded as one and found their mark.



A legion of good,strong shooters took pride when told there were no blanks...all rounds were live.




So as to know they all had a proud hand.












The doomed remains were thrown into the shredder.










WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR











His last wishes..




Crinkle

Trash can










..never to be known.

But perhaps Morty was wearing a bullet-proof vest?
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Old 11-10-2007, 11:48 AM
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I have returned as I was wearing a bullet proof vest.


I mean because of the failure to do so of two people....and out of courtesy they shan't be named.









They shall.











Witch Thebby and Nuisance Stevie.









I wish to thank posters for my pies and spit on the ones who disapproved of my fine work.











I will achieve my goal of 7,246 posts....in a manner in which I please.




Unless......
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Old 11-10-2007, 11:56 AM
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Did Morty die? I don't see 50 threads started by him today?






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Old 11-10-2007, 12:04 PM
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Ya just can't buy stuff like mine.
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Old 11-10-2007, 12:05 PM
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Who would want to do so?

Hello.
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Old 11-10-2007, 12:05 PM
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Old 11-10-2007, 12:06 PM
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Who would want to do so?

Hello.





r u back...again!!?







Good bye.
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Old 11-10-2007, 12:11 PM
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Mr. Oreo is trying to become a vanilla wafer.







He's doing well...don't you think?
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