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Old 11-29-2007, 11:55 AM
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can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.

That's awesome...mine too (damn sister had to name the dog!!) Mine is...

Pixie Bevington.
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:42 PM
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the middle name way My porn name would be Emily West. That sounds more like an author. I'll stick with Candy West. Thats a porn name!
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:46 PM
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holy crap, i'd be rebel cavalier.

good thing i'm not a porn star.





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Old 11-29-2007, 12:50 PM
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Morty, how ya been my friend
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:02 PM
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Using middle name method I'd be Nicole Cherry.
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:10 PM
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Morty, how ya been my friend


Hello Dave Mayson....oh can complain...and you? Saw your snappy spread photos....A#1 work.


I lied about my name.....it's really Tex 156.

I've been sneaking looks here the last few days and couldn't resist the comp-tition.






Bloody awful.



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Old 11-29-2007, 01:14 PM
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Buffy Bryant...

BB? Hmmmmm....
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:41 PM
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Chipper Old Farm if using pet's name
Deb Old Farm if using middle name

Neither sounds very good.




It beats Regina Bush.
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Old 11-29-2007, 02:08 PM
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Sigh ... to get your "porn name", your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is the name of the street you lived on as a child.
Okay using the first pet it would be Cloral Park but using the first pet I got to name it's Roxy Park, which i like much better.

I actualy don't know if it was spelled Cloral or Chloral or why my sister who was about 5 came up with that name.
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Old 11-29-2007, 02:09 PM
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"But my Porn name would be "Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it."

great name.

unless your porn partner doesn't like the idea of being torn apart. or you being done after 15 seconds.

you might as well call yourself rusty nailer.

if i have a choice i'm going with dr. phil winfrey.

won't be able to keep the ladies away. giggity!
Oooooh baby!
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Old 11-29-2007, 02:09 PM
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Old 11-29-2007, 03:37 PM
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Pet name/street name as child.

Rocky 42nd

Middle name/street name as a child

Thomas 42nd

Middle name/current street

Thomas Horsechestnut
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Old 11-29-2007, 03:39 PM
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Pet name/street name as child.

Rocky 42nd

Middle name/street name as a child

Thomas 42nd

Middle name/current street

Thomas Horsechestnut

Bigs..you sure that "chest" was part of that last street? you got some potential there
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Old 11-29-2007, 03:42 PM
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Bigs..you sure that "chest" was part of that last street? you got some potential there

Don't forget the "nut"...
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Old 11-29-2007, 03:49 PM
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Don't forget the "nut"...
Exactly...I'm thinking Thomas Horsenut might compare favorably to Dirk Diggler
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Old 11-29-2007, 03:52 PM
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:26 PM
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Exactly...I'm thinking Thomas Horsenut might compare favorably to Dirk Diggler
Dirk was the man.

Thomas Horsenut it is.
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:30 PM
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I'm Pete Tamarind. LOL
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:31 PM
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:45 PM
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It beats Regina Bush.

Good to see you back my friend. How was sabbatical?
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