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Old 12-19-2007, 01:32 PM
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If I could wish upon a star

I would wish to know why it's so far

And wonder why I didn't wish so swell

By the ever so close by wishing well



But what is far and what is near

What is comfort and what is fear

Why is a flower fragrant

But not the wandering vagrant



Why is first place good and last so bad

Why does what we never had

Seem so far away

Yet we tell ourselves to stay



In the woods....in the dooryard...run around and google

In the 'hoods....in the foreyard....we have it in our noodle

Knock back into innocuity

Tranq your way to tranquility



If I were a twinkling star

I would tell you you're too far

Yet ever so close..if you only knew

How your reasoning goes askew



Connect the dots in a way not known

Collect your thoughts anew...homegrown

The images in our rear view mirror may appear so far

But they are so much closer than we think they are




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVd72kOJwGg

(That last one reached number 4 on the hot 100.)

---Alan Speegish
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:55 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yla9-VdrktA
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Old 12-19-2007, 02:00 PM
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If I could wish upon a star

I would wish to know why it's so far

And wonder why I didn't wish so swell

By the ever so close by wishing well



But what is far and what is near

What is comfort and what is fear

Why is a flower fragrant

But not the wandering vagrant



Why is first place good and last so bad

Why does what we never had

Seem so far away

Yet we tell ourselves to stay



In the woods....in the dooryard...run around and google

In the 'hoods....in the foreyard....we have it in our noodle

Knock back into innocuity

Tranq your way to tranquility



If I were a twinkling star

I would tell you you're too far

Yet ever so close..if you only knew

How your reasoning goes askew



Connect the dots in a way not known

Collect your thoughts anew...homegrown

The images in our rear view mirror may appear so far

But they are so much closer than we think they are





---Edgar Allan Foxworthy
fixed the proper author of the poem for ya
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Old 12-19-2007, 02:03 PM
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fixed the proper author of the poem for ya
ror!




fixed ya head for ya


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Old 12-20-2007, 09:49 AM
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Bill Clinton ..I mean Roger Clemens is continuing to stick to his story...." I did not have steroidal relations with that trainer."




" ....Is ...interesting word.....don't ya think?"
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:51 AM
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In this age of recycling...please remember to keep yer white trash separated from yer colored trash.






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Old 12-20-2007, 09:55 AM
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The pilot showing of Mission Possible has been cancelled.
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:56 AM
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So has Ghost Clouseaus.
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:35 AM
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The producers of youtube and myspace have merged creating........mytube.A site to place and discuss yourphallus.



Youbet and wifeswappers have merged to become......wifebetters.
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:45 AM
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What's this?







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Old 12-20-2007, 10:46 AM
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It's the letter "K."
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:48 AM
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Straw voters waiting in line.









God I love straw jokes!
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What did one straw say to the other?









"Thank our luckies for the invention of differential air pressure."
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:53 AM
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Strawberries.
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The last straw.
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Who was the oldest straw?
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:56 AM
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Strawm Thurmond.
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