Dixie goes to war

[Assttodixie]

Dateline: Beirut, Lebanon

Boss finally couldnt take it anymore and had to defend his homeland. Yes people, at the ripe age of 75 Dixie has once again donned the camoflauge and combat boots and headed for the southern Lebanese countryside.

In his first day in combat, the boss scored three KILLS with his patented "mazeltov ****tail". For those that dont know, Dixie pees in a balloon and then with catlike movements he runs across the enemy line and throws them on to the unsuspecting terrorists. His urine is highly acidic and toxic enough to burn the skin right off. Arab scientists are currently working on an anedote for this new form of chemical warfare but have been unsuccessful.

I sure am proud of the Boss.

Nice to see he went to go fight for Israel, but I doubt he would fight for America. Doesn't surprise me at all.