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Old 01-12-2008, 07:19 PM
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holy crap....

http://www.kentucky.com/523/story/283328.html
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Old 01-12-2008, 07:38 PM
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on the narrow issue of twins marrying each other i think civilization will survive the rare occurance.

this quote..."And if you don't know you are biologically related to someone, you may become attracted to them and tragedies like this may occur." makes me curious about that particular legislator's personal history.
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Old 01-13-2008, 11:23 AM
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Damn, that is sick.
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:12 PM
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Think of it this way...





..Adam/Eve......begat little ones.................see what I'm saying??
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:14 PM
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Think of it this way...





..Adam/Eve......begat little ones.................see what I'm saying??

We're all related?????????

















THUD!
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:18 PM
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:23 PM
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The ramifications!!!!!!


I may need therapy!
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:31 PM
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I know I need ViagraFalls!









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Old 01-13-2008, 01:37 PM
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This is common place among families that are fans of Ohio State.
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Old 01-13-2008, 01:41 PM
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This is common place among families that are fans of Ohio State.
or WVU
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Old 01-13-2008, 01:42 PM
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According to the Bible..it's commonplace amongst us all.





Texas Shorthorns excused...of course.

Cow tipping being the reason.
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Old 01-13-2008, 02:49 PM
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According to the Bible..it's commonplace amongst us all.





Texas Shorthorns excused...of course.

Cow tipping being the reason.
According to the bible God can make women pregnant.
So Morton you have your out. We will call you immaculate
Marty. Blame your vast harem and hordes of offspring on
the Big Guy.
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Old 01-13-2008, 03:37 PM
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Let's stay with trying to figure out how Adam and Eve populated the Earth without having their male and female little ones getting a little too familiar with each other.
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Old 01-13-2008, 06:26 PM
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Let's stay with trying to figure out how Adam and Eve populated the Earth without having their male and female little ones getting a little too familiar with each other.
Ahhh fairy tales.
Santa Claus was
an awful lot of fun
I must admit.

Little bitty 7 lb. 8 ounce
Jesus surrounded with presents.
All that Frankenstein and Murrmaids...
Great stuff.
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Old 01-13-2008, 07:14 PM
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May I suggest staying away from large,open outside areas and steel things?
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And the esoteric section comes alive again! Welcome back Morty! You have been missed (even by your enemies it seems)!
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Old 01-13-2008, 08:12 PM
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And the esoteric section comes alive again! Welcome back Morty! You have been missed (even by your enemies it seems)!
he's been gone?!
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he's been gone?!

I'm kinda like Tony...aye?
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And the esoteric section comes alive again! Welcome back Morty! You have been missed (even by your enemies it seems)!

You are most kind.

I lost self control when reading the avalanche of Ohio State hate...erroneous as 90% of it was and simply had to .......correct them.

Then I made the mistake of spreading my aura of good feeling here and drawing in violent whiskey drinkers.





Thank you so much for your kind words...I shan't forget them.

Now I must go back into the shadows and maybe...yes ...maybe even deeper.

I shan't forget you either..........








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....DEBBIE!!



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Old 01-13-2008, 10:17 PM
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I'm kinda like Tony...aye?
I thought Tony was Z's hubby, not a foot fungus?

High five Morton?
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