Ah Wonder Where Andrew Went?

[Mortimer]

10..........Asked The Care-la if she had nude photos of herself. Upon hearing "NO!".....still trying to sell her some at a discounted bulk rate.


9............Became violent when aforementioned attention HO removed head from pedestal....more so when seeing Miracle Whips' head had taken his place right next to Mr. Potato Head.Attending anger management halfway house.

8............Stuck in wrong half of halfway house.

7.............Looking for swaying tail at Belmont after viewing youtube entry of said tail.Little does he know the clip was altered and Mrs. BoneButt will never admit it's hers.

6.............Desperately seeking Mortimer. Trying to anger him by offering to sell Mortimer's phone number at NerdyTrail.Doesn't realize people of importance already have it...those who don't can't afford asking price. HA-HA!

5.............Caught peeking in Deb-O-Deb's window....serving 90 days in slammer. Really stewed as he mistakenly was peeking in Hossy's window.Thebby got 90 days as well for same mistake.

4.............Trying to understand Thomas Paine's book...Common Sense.

3.............Suing Diaper for internet disparagements regarding Andrew's new book.....Idiots Guide to English Language and Night Handicapping.

2.............Told friend..."I KNOW my plexiglass and there ain't no plexiglass there...it's a walk through space. I'll prove it...watch this 30 foot running start." Now in traction at hospital.



And THE NUMBER ONE PLACE Andrew could possibly be:











1...........Out doctoring photo's to prove he knows all these famous personalities he talks about.Won't use Beyer's as Beyer already has filed suit regarding stalking charges.People aren't going to believe the photo of him standing with supposed "my good friend".. Godzilla.

[Sightseek]

Oooooooooooooooooooo

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

You want his phone number?

How much?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Oooooooooooooooooooo

=:>

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

A lot.

Genuine Crazy Lady is asking a quarter.

So no thanks.

[Mortimer]

Andrew is trying to call me.




Not gonna du-it.

=:>

[Mortimer]

Mr. Potato Head is as well.



I didn't realize he could afford my number.

[Mortimer]

I'm scanning the sign on list for By-A-Snot and ByPanderer.

[Mortimer]

I could have also said he was at the Tony Clifton look-alike finals.....but that would have made 11.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Genuine Crazy Lady is asking a quarter.

So no thanks.

I'll give it to you for a dime...I got it off the bathroom wall at Siro's.

[Cajungator26]

That's funny... the bartender at Clancy's gave it to me. I got his autograph too.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I'll give it to you for a dime...I got it off the bathroom wall at Siro's.

Oh.



Rumor has it that's a false positive and really connects you with the sponsors of "LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!!"





Genuine Crazy Lady claims hers is real.......not her thing.....Andrews phone number.

She said she got it from Grits and has a " To Grits" Andrew autograpphed photo to prove it.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

That's funny... the bartender at Clancy's gave it to me. I got his autograph too.

Your dupa must now read like a roadmap.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Your dupa must now read like a roadmap.

You're forgetting that I don't have a dupa, dear.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

You're forgetting that I don't have a dupa, dear.

You don't ?





What do you sit on?

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You don't ?





What do you sit on?

Oh bother.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh.



Rumor has it that's a false positive and really connects you with the sponsors of "LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!!"





Genuine Crazy Lady claims hers is real.......not her thing.....Andrews phone number.

She said she got it from Grits and has a " To Grits" Andrew autograpphed photo to prove it.

Grits is the true Genuine Crazy Lady.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Oh bother.

I suppose the list could have gone on and on.


Good opt out.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Grits is the true Genuine Crazy Lady.

!!!


But the false one isn't a bad surrogate.

[Mortimer]

This is low as it's a secret...





...but Carla is actually Printheth Doreen over here.

AuntyCooby's cover here is Sufspoon...I mean folk Downs.


I'd tell you Andrew's ...but no one would believe me.