do you reinforce your mashed potatos with corn?

[Mortimer]

I'm sorry dear...Miss Cajunatah wants to go back to mashed potatos and Dannie,that filthy little munchkin, has chickened out on us.

[Mortimer]

Oh poo...we have run out of time.

This has been smashng .... tomorrrow our topic will be the proper preparation of meatballs.

[Cajungator26]

Nite boys and girls...

Morty, I don't know about Welsh Rarebit. You'll have to tell me how it turned out for you.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh poo...we have run out of time.

This has been smashng .... tomorrrow our topic will be the proper preparation of meatballs.

Ask Bill Murray

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Ah do.







It's a tremendous aid in strengthening the walls of the mashed potatos thus enabling it to hold more gravy without springing leaks and touching other food items on your plate.

I really hate when that happens.

I don't mix any of my foods and only eat one food item on my plate at a time before moving onto the next.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by merasmag

but you are supposed to put corn in cottage cheese

i like cottage cheese
and i like corn


but that sounds disgusting.


i do like peaches in cottage cheese tho....

as to welsh rarebit, good stuff. as is shepards pie. but tony prefers

[Mortimer]

In her snottiest 6 year old voice replete with muggy face:


"I don't mix any of my foods and only eat one food item on my plate at a time before moving onto the next."





Good for you ...you little pinch face...











...now go to bed!!

[Mortimer]

"but tony prefers"
==========

Ma'am..









....no one wants to know.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

"but tony prefers"
==========

Ma'am..









....no one wants to know.

funniest thing, my keyboard batteries went dead, so i couldn't finish.


and now i can't remember what it was i was going to type....

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

funniest thing, my keyboard batteries went dead, so i couldn't finish.


and now i can't remember what it was i was going to type....

Well thank our luckies for that.



You would have shut this site down faster than broken air conditioning at the Wax Museum.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You would have shut this site down faster than broken air conditioning at the Wax Museum.

C.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

C.

Well...how about this one?





You would have shut this site down faster than the Yankees under a full Lake Erie gnat attack.

[Rileyoriley]

I mix all my food together.

I don't like Oscar Meyer weiners. I like real meat.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I mix all my food together.

Funny..just as I thought. I could see someone tell you to eat your potato....and you eat the chicken.It's gotta be tough.


I don't like Oscar Meyer weiners. I like real meat.

thud

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

In her snottiest 6 year old voice replete with muggy face:


"I don't mix any of my foods and only eat one food item on my plate at a time before moving onto the next."





Good for you ...you little pinch face...











...now go to bed!!

Phooey!




What's this?




Interesting....






"Ode to the Predatory One"




hmmmmm......




CRINKLE













TRASH CAN!

[Mortimer]

ror!




Widly amusing ma'amski!!!



!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!




GOO-FOO!










But you have blundered into compounding my legacy for this little snot post of yours will spawn....











......the search.........the book......











...THE MORTINCI ODE.