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Old 01-30-2008, 09:13 PM
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I hate when she makes me look stupid.
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Old 01-30-2008, 09:16 PM
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I hate when she makes me look stupid.


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Old 01-30-2008, 09:21 PM
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Sh*t Jack! Sunday, SuperBOWL, I got this!
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Old 01-30-2008, 09:48 PM
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Secretly masturbates to Andy Serling while watching old P2W episodes.
What do you mean secretly?
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Old 01-30-2008, 09:49 PM
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^ Confused me cause I'm sunday on other forums.....
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Old 01-30-2008, 09:53 PM
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^^^ She's not. She's best known as GuppyHO on other forums.
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:24 PM
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^ Confused me cause I'm sunday on other forums.....
Sorry, didn't mean to confuse you Cat. It was a 70's pothead in the hood/SuperBowl reference, or a mild attempt at humor, or perhaps neither, it's optional!
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:27 PM
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Sorry, didn't mean to confuse you Cat. It was a 70's pothead in the hood/SuperBowl reference, or a mild attempt at humor, or perhaps neither, it's optional!
I'm a football moron but the pothead in the hood thing was funny.

Good luck to your team, whoever it is.
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Old 01-31-2008, 09:58 AM
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^^^ Suffers from hypersensitive clitoris.
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Old 01-31-2008, 12:14 PM
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Visits the Zoo everyday to see the pandas. Secretely hopes to be made a member of their clan.
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Old 01-31-2008, 12:52 PM
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^^^ Very upset Late Fires latest black waist ribbon raid was successful. Has to hold up dress with hands Cannot fight off legion of tree sloth after her body.
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:46 PM
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^^^ Very upset Late Fires latest black waist ribbon raid was successful. Has to hold up dress with hands Cannot fight off legion of tree sloth after her body.
^^^ Turning into a mean ole' panda bear.
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:48 PM
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^^^ Turning into a mean ole' panda bear.
^^^ Thinks I'm the panda alluded to in another thread.



She ain't that lucky.
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^^^ Will swab your bathroom for food.
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Has not seen any change in pud growth. Gone to the Ocean to see if sea water helps.
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Old 01-31-2008, 03:14 PM
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Has not seen any change in pud growth. Gone to the Ocean to see if sea water helps.
^^^ Once ate a sponge cake while deep sea diving.
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Old 01-31-2008, 03:21 PM
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^^^ Was recently able to order 719 Sumwonlovesyou hats and a new pair of NT kneepads due to his "outstanding opinions"










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