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Old 03-17-2008, 09:58 PM
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I feel death by my side.




At least someone is there.










At least someone...something wants me.


I'll bet they will give me a name change whenever I want it where I'm going....I bet you.
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:58 PM
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I grow weaker by the moment...the drug has me in its clutches.


Not much time left for me......almost too weak to type.

Take a shot of nyquil....you will be feeling better by the morning
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:59 PM
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I grow weaker by the moment...the drug has me in its clutches.


Not much time left for me......almost too weak to type.

I think we can revive him if we all clap 3 times and say we believe in fairies!












































Oh Wait! That was Peter Pan and Tinkerbell.
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:00 PM
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Even swine get mourners.


I get comediens.




BAD comediens.
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:02 PM
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Even swine get mourners.


I get comediens.




BAD comediens.

I shall place a rose on your grave every leap year.
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:02 PM
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I......I.......................


















...I am done.


Gasp.







I want.....e....d........so........lit.....t........ ...........












..thud.
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:03 PM
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I shall place a rose on your grave every leap year.
how much do ya get for the room in the basement??
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I......I.......................


















...I am done.


Gasp.







I want.....e....d........so........lit.....t........ ...........












..thud.




You wanted a little thud?????????
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:04 PM
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how much do ya get for the room in the basement??

Do you clean bathrooms and windows?????
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:04 PM
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You wanted a little thud?????????
I think he said pud...a little pud
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:05 PM
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I think he said pud...a little pud
lol....OOOOOOOOO
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:06 PM
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I think he said pud...a little pud

I think it wilts when one dies so maybe he got his wish.
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:08 PM
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I think it wilts when one dies so maybe he got his wish.

Im alive, so there goes that excuse for me....
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Im alive, so there goes that excuse for me....

You have my sympathy.
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:12 PM
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Do you clean bathrooms and windows?????
not very well....



and not very often...



but my socks are clean....




and I can do eskimo kisses pretty well....




also don't need no stinkin gelf clubs to get a hole in one
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:13 PM
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not very well....



and not very often...



but my socks are clean....




and I can do eskimo kisses pretty well....




also don't need no stinkin gelf clubs to get a hole in one


^^^hater
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not very well....



and not very often...



but my socks are clean....




and I can do eskimo kisses pretty well....




also don't need no stinkin gelf clubs to get a hole in one

Sorry but I have decided to turn my basement into a shrine for Morty/Avery.
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:18 PM
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Sorry but I have decided to turn my basement into a shrine for Morty/Avery.


best of luck with that.....I'll offer a simple blessing to mark his passing....

ashes to ashes....dust to dust....hail mary oh holy mother of god....amen
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:20 PM
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best of luck with that.....I'll offer a simple blessing to mark his passing....

ashes to ashes....dust to dust....hail mary oh holy mother of god....amen


Said very well. Can I record you saying that for the shrine?
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:28 PM
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Said very well. Can I record you saying that for the shrine?

well I'm kinda shy.... ....but since it's you that's doing the askin....and Morty and I we were awful close an all
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