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Old 04-30-2008, 09:00 PM
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I buried most of my body so I would look like a fire hydrant.



I thought pink the most representative color.
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:26 AM
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Gosh ,Steve...how are those snappy workouts going?
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Old 05-01-2008, 11:41 AM
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I'm surprised Mrs. Weiss' Noodles Fan hasn't plunked down a bet on what day his birthday falls on.




I would think it's because he'd be wrong.
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Old 05-01-2008, 12:40 PM
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All THE Thistleydowns racing will be on the outer track today.
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Old 05-01-2008, 06:53 PM
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I took an abtholute beating at THE Thistleydowns today.

And then the last race pays out a 42 large tri and 60 on the super.




Yuk.
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Old 05-01-2008, 08:15 PM
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I bring this neverending thread to an end.
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You think you did.
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It's not over until the fat lady sings.
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:05 PM
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You think you did.
In my world..I know I did.



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It's not over until the fat lady sings.
And what song have you chosen?



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Old 05-01-2008, 10:19 PM
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I told you it should end.
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:36 PM
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:57 AM
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You are kidding.....right?


You tampered with a very normal post......but it is very amusing.

Well done, Hossy.
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:59 AM
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You should write those romance books for those women in need of savage lust.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:26 AM
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Unbelieveable.




MommyDearest must be tripping out on that one.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:31 AM
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She gave it OOOOO.5 Stevie's
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:40 AM
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She gave it OOOOO.5 Stevie's
Hoss you either have to quit posting or not have that as your signature..It's just not right (the signature that is)
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:46 AM
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I know, I'm going to change it. I do keep laughing out loud though, everytime I read it.
I know this is a natural thing, but it's the way he wrote it..."huge erection".."bounced out of pen"..."much desire"

I mean..omg...trenchcoat anyone?
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I'm sending this out via pm to some of the ladies of the board....hoping they will like me for it.
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