Snowy Woods

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

SPRAY!!!















And Morty, Paulie Walnuts is a character from that awful HBO series, the Sopornos. I don't know why Fred Garvin Fan keeps bringing him up, though.

SPIT!!!











Right back at ya ,sir!!

Was that the guy with silver wings for hair?

That thing was bad after the second season.






My pud still becomes violent in a HUGE way thinking of Gloria the car saleswoman.

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My time draws near an end.




So does my pud.















!!!!












Seriously......it does. My time that is.

It's been great being at NerdyTrail...Tripling the Tracking Crown since 2003.

But my days are numbered.






So are yours if you check your calender.


But as I was typing......I almost finished here....your time has been my time.

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And so................










...how about a hand for the suit?

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I am reminded of a girl off her rocker----I mean off the Ohio State board.


Her name was Chelle.



She didn't want to be called Smelly....I mean Chelly




So I called her Chelly all the time.





She didn't like that either....so I cut it down to just Chelly.




Which she didn't like.


























So I switched up to Cherr.....Godzirra's girlfriend.








She really hated that.














I'm trying to show you all it's not just you people.

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AWP!!



Sorry---have an emergency call.....................got another foot removal from HoseGardens mouth to do.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Was that the guy with silver wings for hair?

That thing was bad after the second season.






My pud still becomes violent in a HUGE way thinking of Gloria the car saleswoman.

Yes and Yes and Yes.













Some fine work today. But shouldn't there be an Ahia Derby thread instead of this second rate Belmonts race?

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You are so right...as per usual.


Let me see what I can dig up on that baby.

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Still one of the best..... a must hear in SnowyWoods:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGQ7OfqgV7Y

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You don't seem to get it.


GODDAMMITY!!....I am a NOBDOY.....and mighty proud of it!

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Gimme a W

Gimme an H

Gimme an A

Gimme a T

Gimme an S

Gimme a T

Gimme an H

Gimme an A

Gimme a T

Gimme an S

Gimme a P

Gimme an E

Gimme an L

Gimme an L





What's that spell?

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I'm thinking many of you would enjoy going to maps.google.com and be directed by me to my old house in Cleveland.....where my personal bones grew up. You could also see the path I took as a 10 year old and came to be chased by GROWN MEN posing as high school teachers across a snowy,busy thoroughfare and about a city block afterwards.....until life as I knew it came to a thudder shuddering halt when ( after turning around while running to see if these tree monsters were still chasing me---HUGE mistake) I ran smack into a solid steel firebox hanging off a phone pole.





Oh no one cares...who am I kidding here?

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I'm thinking many of you would enjoy going to maps.google.com and be directed by me to my old house in Cleveland.....where my personal bones grew up. You could also see the path I took as a 10 year old and became to be chased by GROWN MEN posing as high school teachers across a snowy,busy thoroughfare and about a city block afterwards.....until life as I knew it came to a thudder shuddering halt when ( after turning around while running to see if these tree monsters were still chasing me---HUGE mistake) I ran smack into a solid steel firebox hanging off a phone pole.





Oh no one cares...who am I kidding here?

I would be interested in doing so.

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I wonder who here has pretty legs?


I don't want to hear from the male yuk 'em ups here so spare me that nonsense....although I do have pretty legs.


But what female floozies here have pretty legs?



If you don't answer...then I'll know you don't.

We'll all know you don't.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

I would be interested in doing so.

thud!!!




Oh.





I mean...why of course it would.







You don't have to ,though...really. ....however.....if you do then let me know when you are at the start 'em up page of said site.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

thud!!!




Oh.





I mean...why of course it would.







You don't have to ,though...really. ....however.....if you do then let me know when you are at the start 'em up page of said site.

I'm there

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!!!!

YOW!!.....This is great!!





OK....now you must type in 10509 Way Avenue,Cleveland,Ohio.




Other fine posters may also follow the bouncing ball here.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

!!!!

YOW!!.....This is great!!





OK....now you must type in 10509 Way Avenue,Cleveland,Ohio.




Other fine posters may also follow the bouncing ball here.

!!!!!

Is this white house with the green trim the one?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

!!!!!

Is this white house with the green trim the one?

Uh....no.



This thing isn't that accurate. Do you see the arrow saying Way ave. EAST? Click on this thing 3 times.....the arrow that is.

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Maybe I should have said click on it...let it move up....and then click again...and then once more.



Do you see a little yellow house with white trim on the left or north side?

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Oh my God.

LateFires is lost in GoogleMaps!!



And it's my fault!








Oh geez...some people have never been found after getting lost in this thing.