Snowy Woods

[Mortimer]

I thought that was a familiar snotty street.....I was right.


That's Beachwood right by Canterbury...more like 20 minutes away...maybe even a little more.


What a sissy.

[TheSpyder]

yea, was a little snooty so we moved here:

14501 south Woodland, 44120...right across from the tracks from a very tough hood. Saw Lee T put on an exhibition at Caterbury...very nice.

Spyooty

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I thought that was a familiar snotty street.....I was right.


That's Beachwood right by Canterbury...more like 20 minutes away...maybe even a little more.


What a sissy.

[Mortimer]

Oh give me a break,sir.


If you would have said upper(north) Woodland I'd have been impressed. Google brings you to the intersection of Warrington...how do I find your snob house?

[TheSpyder]

Only one on the corner facing the light. Use to hide behind the bushes and throw snow balls at the cars stopped at the lights.

So where did you live Morty.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh give me a break,sir.


If you would have said upper(north) Woodland I'd have been impressed. Google brings you to the intersection of Warrington...how do I find your snob house?

[Mortimer]

Oh...for a change Google brings you right there. Yes ...very nice and snooty.


I guess you haven't followed along the lane as you should have.


10509 Way Avenue.

It's on the north side ( left) and is the third lot before the school...you'll have to head east a bit.


And ,Mr. Tough Guy....you should have opened the doors to a high school so your friends could pelt guys with snowballs who called you names.

Now THAT'S how mean street kids do it.

[TheSpyder]

Hey, we had our tough guys.

I remember one time at a football game openning a door to the school and a guy is sitting by a locker with his girlfriend only to look at him pointing a gun at me. I closed the door only hearing a boom.

Spyder

Oh yea, ever hear of the Hell's Bagels! That's a whole other story!!

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh...for a change Google brings you right there. Yes ...very nice and snooty.


I guess you haven't followed along the lane as you should have.


10509 Way Avenue.

It's on the north side ( left) and is the third lot before the school...you'll have to head east a bit.


And ,Mr. Tough Guy....you should have opened the doors to a high school so your friends could pelt guys with snowballs who called you names.

Now THAT'S how mean street kids do it.

[TheSpyder]

Morte,

Just plugged into your hood. I know that area.

Do you remember a hamburger joint right at Chagrin and Lee. It was on Chagrin/Kinsman about a block from the corner. Small place.

Or how about the bowling alley on the second floor above Howards Clothing store.

Heck, you may not even care but Chargin and Lee was my hangout

Spyder

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by TheSpyder

Morte,

Just plugged into your hood. I know that area.

Do you remember a hamburger joint right at Chagrin and Lee. It was on Chagrin/Kinsman about a block from the corner. Small place.

Or how about the bowling alley on the second floor above Howards Clothing store.

Heck, you may not even care but Chargin and Lee was my hangout

Spyder

I really don't...at that age I didn't wonder that far away. My neighbors turf was dangerous enough.

[Mortimer]

I decided to move BrownSugar here...too many people are drooling over her at that thread of sin.







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[Mortimer]

I suggest you all soak up on all the fine work I'm doing because it will have to last you a very long time.

I am very close to the end of my stay here.


Thebby....dart me on my order.

[Mortimer]

Which,when I'm ready, will be..












...DART ME BABY!!!

[Mortimer]

I see Carla has put the word out.




Hey---fine with me.





Just don't go thinking you're all going to get book deals because you're not.

She lies.




The strumpet lies.

[Mortimer]

There's a spider in your hair.

[Mortimer]

A big,fat hairy legged spider.

[Mortimer]

SNAKE!

[Mortimer]

Hope you all enjoy your lunch today.


It has roaches in them.




Watch out----when you hear a "crunch"...then you're really going to get sick from what you taste next.


































BLECH!

[Mortimer]

Water.........flowing water....lots of flowing water.





Niagra Falls.



Faucets running freely of flowing water...lots of flowing water.







WOOOOOOOOSH.




WATER.....FLOWING WATER.








It's very hard to hold back lots of flowing water.







WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

[Mortimer]

Are you getting itchy?



You are.



Bugs are crawling in your clothes.





Their little feet are crawling on your skin......and making you itch uncontrollably.


Oh you have to itch everywhere.......they're in your hair with the hairy legged spider.













WOOOOOOSH.




WATER...LOTS OF FLOWING WATER.

[Mortimer]

Rats are under your desk.



BIG ONES.

[TheSpyder]

So what you're saying is it itches when you pee, right? They have meds for that you know. You may have the clap.

Spyder