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Old 05-23-2008, 10:18 AM
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Shut up sissy.
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Old 05-23-2008, 10:32 AM
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You know what Hafner needs?

He needs BatterBuddy.


Yes...you stick it in your ear when ready to bat ...and turn it on.Here's what Hafner would hear:





OK buddy...let's go to the nice batters box ( pretty music plays in the background).

Comfy? Isn't this nice?

Say "hi" to Mr. Umpire and Mr. Catcher...they are our friends.



Yes they are!




OK...now feel like the Hank Aaron you really are...relaxed ,confident.....see yourself hitting a home run.




Do you see Mr. Pitcher?





He is going to throw us a big fat one so we may hit it.

He is our friend,too.








Good.








Here---he's going into his wind up....watch closely....relax.



Here comes the ball.










































OH MY GOD!!


IT'S COMING VERY FAST!!......OH LOOK AT IT TWIST AND TURN!!!


WHATTAYA GONNA DO!?


YOU BETTER SWING!!..YOU BETTER SWING!!......SWING AT THAT FUCl<ER!!!












































Oh poo....you missed.




Can't you do anything right?
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:48 AM
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Meet me at Nathan Hale jr high school,Cleveland,Ohio.

This was the original Draculas Castle.
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:53 AM
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Go to Franklin Blvd & W 44th St
Cleveland, OH


You will be looking at the Franklin Castle...the most haunted house in Ohio.


















OH MY GOD!!


DID YOU SEE IT!?
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:56 AM
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If you click anywhwere in the photo with your mousy-poo you can zoom in...




....and you will see a boogy man!!!
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:57 AM
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Ya just can't buy stuff like this.
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Old 05-23-2008, 12:02 PM
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My old house at 10509 Way is where Christmas Story was filmed.
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Old 05-23-2008, 12:02 PM
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And Paul Revere School is where many Scream and Scream Again movies were filmed.
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Old 05-23-2008, 12:03 PM
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Good Fellas was filmed mostly on Way Avenue.
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Old 05-23-2008, 12:05 PM
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Whiskey Island Drive!!??

Is that where the CheapWhiskeyDancer originated?
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Train Spotting also made use of my old house for many of its scenes.
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Old 05-23-2008, 12:06 PM
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Whiskey Island Drive!!??

Is that where the CheapWhiskeyDancer originated?
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YES!!!
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Old 05-23-2008, 12:16 PM
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YES!!!
I am reminded of your fine date story, which was one of my all time favorite NerdyTrail posts.

I don't remember all the details, but do know that it involved donuts and near death experiences.

Would it be possible to be directed to the location where this occurred?
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Old 05-23-2008, 12:46 PM
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I am reminded of your fine date story, which was one of my all time favorite NerdyTrail posts.

I don't remember all the details, but do know that it involved donuts and near death experiences.

Would it be possible to be directed to the location where this occurred?

Oh yes...I remember it well. The one that involved crazed Canadians...I believe.


I am almost sure Sighty-PooHO started that date thread here in eso.







I'll see what I can do.
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Old 05-23-2008, 01:17 PM
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OK....so......I once became embroiled in a battle of tits here. There were at least two who seemed to think the NFL is more important than the veterans who have fought in wars for this country...some died.



Let me make this clear....I am not a "my country right or wrong" guy.


But what I won't stand for is people not wanting to honor those who went through so much as to allow the great thoughts put down in our Constitution to live on.


I know they don't always get carried through in real life....and that True swine try to fucl< with the Constitution.



I think you catch my drift......but since I absolutely will not be here Monday ,nor ever again,I want to make sure someone remembers.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCavK...eature=related





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Wt4XlXUrc


Don't forget those people who sacrificed so much....because when this country becomes overwhelmed by cheap suv driving,cell phone yakking colusionists---well then we're finished.


Don't let these TrueSwine win.

Don't forget our soldiers.
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Old 05-23-2008, 01:31 PM
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OK....so......I once became embroiled in a battle of tits here. There were at least two who seemed to think the NFL is more important than the veterans who have fought in wars for this country...some died.



Let me make this clear....I am not a "my country right or wrong" guy.


But what I won't stand for is people not wanting to honor those who went through so much as to allow the great thoughts put down in our Constitution to live on.


I know they don't always get carried through in real life....and that True swine try to fucl< with the Constitution.



I think you catch my drift......but since I absolutely will not be here Monday ,nor ever again,I want to make sure someone remembers.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCavK...eature=related





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Wt4XlXUrc


Don't forget those people who sacrificed so much....because when this country becomes overwhelmed by cheap suv driving,cell phone yakking colusionists---well then we're finished.


Don't let these TrueSwine win.

Don't forget our soldiers.
OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 05-23-2008, 01:40 PM
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Thank you so much ,LateFires...I accept these on their behalf.
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Old 05-23-2008, 02:10 PM
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I think some of you believe I lied about a certain gangs clubhouse.




Go to Paul Revere Elementary School, 10706 Sandusky Ave, Cleveland, Cuyahoga, Ohio, United States



You will have to click down west on the street until you reach 104th street....then look to your left or north.


You see that empty lot?


That was their clubhouse.







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Old 05-23-2008, 02:26 PM
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War Poem
casualties of war
© By Sherry L. Eichler

men go off to war
every generation pays it's dues
war does not discriminate
there are many ways to loose

some will live and some will die
some are caught between
for as fate twists it's crooked path
some slip into places unseen

war is never black and white
there are several different hues
often living is the hardest part
no one gets to choose

let not the surface fool you
not all casualties are carried
if the truth be told the soldiers we hold
are not the men we married
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Old 05-23-2008, 02:28 PM
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War Poem
I Looked in the Eyes of a Soldier
© By Angy M. Tarbutton

I looked in the eyes of a Soldier
So much did I see
All the adolescence innocence was gone
There stood a new man in front of me
I saw fear and frustration
The feeling of where do I fit in
If they only knew what I've done
They could never love me again!
I saw pride and self-confidence
He was a Soldier proud and true
He could take on anything
Bring on an enemy or two
I saw peace and remembrance
As he visited with family and friends
The memories of the good times
That he thought would never end
I saw the pain and suffering
As his mind drifted far away
Remembering the hell he's been in
Not knowing if he'll go back some day
I saw the anger and aggressiveness
That a soldier needs to survive
The temper rising back in the states
At the remarks from a wise guy
Before I looked away
Tears began to fall
Before me stood a Soldier
Who has given his life for us all!
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