OH Speeding Ticket controversy for me!!!

[Mortimer]

How do you catch speeding tickets?











With very fast speeding ticket catchers.

[Mortimer]

I thought everyone knew that.

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

They're losing .

Phooey.

Not any more

[Mortimer]

Here'sJhonny homered with trace evidence on base!!










thud

[Mortimer]

Well that didn't last long.


Mr. Platoon has it going in the outfield,first base and dh.

Gee,Wedgie---only 3 positions?

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Well that didn't last long.


Mr. Platoon has it going in the outfield,first base and dh.

Gee,Wedgie---only 3 positions?

what..6 errors combined or something in the last 2 games..mighty fine baseball

[Mortimer]

These cumquats have no idea what they're doing...they really don't. We have No Arm Nor Glove Dellucci in left....and The Here's Jhonny pretender in right.


And the ,by admission of every executive in the system, best defensive outfielder in the system -----sits.



By the way....to make up for that homer Here'sJhonny booted a grounder.

[notyep59]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I would also like to know of notype's posted K-Derby top 4......anyone?

it's sad, but i can't even remember.....i know it wasn't the top 5 though....does that make you feel better, morty??

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by notyep59

it's sad, but i can't even remember.....i know it wasn't the top 5 though....does that make you feel better, morty??

No....but it should make you feel like an imbecile.





For...I soar above the swine.

[Mortimer]

I smite yet another piglet 'cross it's snout....








...and it runs away.

Whimpering

[notyep59]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I smite yet another piglet 'cross it's snout....








...and it runs away.

Whimpering

i must ask this, for the people want to know.....


was crack available when your mom was pregnant with you??

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by notyep59

i must ask this, for the people want to know.....


was crack available when your mom was pregnant with you??

Oh...you save me typing time .

From now on I don't have to call you an imbecile.



You have it stamped across your forehead---and you did it all by yourself.

[Mortimer]

Let me explain something to you...notype.




Do you think you are the first person to reach way down low into GIC's in order to try and rattle me?

You're not even close.


But the fact that you would reach down low does expose your knuckle dragging tendencies and little noodle.

So let's have a few more of your gems.

Come on now---don't be shy.

I know you can do it.

[Mortimer]

What about Dad and any brothers ans sisters I may have?



You're not going to leave them out---are you?

[notyep59]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

What about Dad and any brothers ans sisters I may have?



You're not going to leave them out---are you?

i hope you're an only child....would explain a lot

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by notyep59

i hope you're an only child....would explain a lot

Oh poo.






I expected so much more from you.

[notyep59]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh poo.






I expected so much more from you.

i've been trying to figure you out morty and believe i have hit upon what makes you tick. you are skilled at typing on a computer and blasting those you don't agree with so i will call you a "computer idiot savant"



















minus the savant

[Mortimer]

I guess I should have said " so much less from you."


My phooey.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by notyep59

i've been trying to figure you out morty and believe i have hit upon what makes you tick. you are skilled at typing on a computer and blasting those you don't agree with so i will call you a "computer idiot savant"
























minus the savant

I will say this; I do think I'm a lot better at it than you.


OK?

[notyep59]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I will say this; I do think I'm a lot better at it than you.


OK?

at being a computer idiot?? no doubt!