NBA playoffs

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Any member on this site can e-mail you, doofus. Turn the option off.

It has always been off moron.
That is the strange thing.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Im not saying anything, Im typing.
Hoss does not have a fan club.

I got emails that I do NOT want
apparently egging me on to chastise (euphemism)
Hoss.

So a question of how someone has my email address
who is not fond of hoss is the question.
And believe it or not mighty Morton,
I have a friend who works fraud (identity theft)
and this computer forensics crap that I dont fully
understand. I do not want these emails from unknown
sources.

Uh, Professor Garden...
Now I'm no fancy big city
computer forensics investigator
or anything.

But I'm thinking that maybe, just
maybe,
this anti-Hossy mob may have
gotten your email address by
clicking
on your name in your posts, and then
clicking the "Send email to pgardn"
button. Have you considered
that possibility in your investigation, sir?



(Oh, and sorry for the all the emails.
I just really hate Hossy).

Best Regards,
L/F

Originally Posted by pgardn

It has always been off moron.
That is the strange thing.

You are a colossal idiot. Check again.

[Late Fires]

Guess I
was a couple
of minutes late.

Story of
my life.

Jeez.

Attention non-readers idiot club:

It is turned off, and it has
ALWAYS been turned off.

Steve has been notified.

No one has my email on this board except Steve.

[Mortimer]

Oh my God.





I feel notype-ish.

I forgot you could e-mail from here.

Someone insult me.

[Mortimer]

"Oh, and sorry for the all the emails.
I just really hate Hossy."




thud

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Apparently implying that I step up the "discussion"

Which now ends.





And yes.
Which shows that
miracles do occur since
I was the chosen one.

She is!!?




Does she like me?

Originally Posted by Mortimer

She is!!?




Does she like me?

Probably a lot more than me right now.
Im in deep doo-doo.

The question might be will you miss me...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Probably a lot more than me right now.
Im in deep doo-doo.

The question might be will you miss me...

Well I don't get it...why are you in trouble and why would you leave?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I'm leaving.

Oh don't act so childish....they weren't all from LF...I se...............be childish.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Well I don't get it...why are you in trouble and why would you leave?

Are you married Morton?

My wife got a good read
before me and was mildly
unhappy, with me.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Are you married Morton?

My wife got a good read
before me and was mildly
unhappy, with me.

I lie about almost everything.....I have told everyone a different story about my age,marital status...and whathaveyou.

So you wouldn't believe me is what I'm sayin'.


So she's upset with your posting level lately? Is that it?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Don't make me bring back the exploding emails. I just sent Thebby one....I mean I heard someone sent Thebby one.

Oh gosh--I forgot about those.

Yes..I sent ..I mean heard the same thing.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Are you married Morton?

My wife got a good read
before me and was mildly
unhappy, with me.

Oh...you mean because you answered me as to whether she was a hottie or not?



They all do that...they feign outrage.

There is no outrage...they're just expected to react that way.

In truth....they can't get enough of it. Women are unconscionable flatter magnets.




Don't you agree?

[Mortimer]

Uh-oh.

I think his wife killed him!






OH MY GOD!!





At least they can't pin this one on me...I was here the whole time.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Attention non-readers idiot club:

It is turned off, and it has
ALWAYS been turned off.

Steve has been notified.

No one has my email on this board except Steve.

Well DAH!!!

Edited for your e-protection.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh...you mean because you answered me as to whether she was a hottie or not?



They all do that...they feign outrage.

There is no outrage...they're just expected to react that way.

In truth....they can't get enough of it. Women are unconscionable flatter magnets.




Don't you agree?

She does not care.
She is with her horses most of the time.

But when she reads emails addressed to me
with a lot of profanity, implying I am some sort
of hit-man or whatever (she got to the stuff before I got
to read them)... instead of the complete
idiot I am for enganging in stupidity.

possible removal of gametes.

Time will hopefully solve this.
I will get the emails first from work,
I have learned that lesson also.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

She does not care.
She is with her horses most of the time.

But when she reads emails addressed to me
with a lot of profanity, implying I am some sort
of hit-man or whatever (she got to the stuff before I got
to read them)... instead of the complete
idiot I am for enganging in stupidity.

possible removal of gametes.

Time will hopefully solve this.
I will get the emails first from work,
I have learned that lesson also.

Oh.



I think it's Steve.