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Old 05-29-2008, 12:52 AM
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Let me explain something to you...notype.




Do you think you are the first person to reach way down low into GIC's in order to try and rattle me?

You're not even close.


But the fact that you would reach down low does expose your knuckle dragging tendencies and little noodle.

So let's have a few more of your gems.

Come on now---don't be shy.

I know you can do it.
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:54 AM
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in case you didn't know, they can do that in KY too.....for future reference
Better add Florida to that list too.
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:04 AM
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no, i was just kidding. i try real hard not to get pulled over, generally set cruise at 9 above the posted limit on highways.
haven't gotten a ticket in 13 years, so i guess it works. that and luck.
I set mine for 5 over (grew up in OH and they'll pull you over at 7 over... where their radar's set at). Also, know where that happened to Scav at well.... I've even set it thru there before.
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:43 AM
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In South Carolina if you got pulled by the highway patrol for speeding it was cash on the spot or jail. Wiped out beach money on a couple trips. This was a long time ago.

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Better add Florida to that list too.
most, perhaps all, have a limit for that-generally 30 over can merit a trip to jail, reckless driving added to a speeding ticket.
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And now I will hide.


Which one ?
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:49 AM
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As these things often go.....for all the great pointers in here......the chances any of them being true are probably so small one shouldn't even bother considering their veracity.




Here's mine:




In Ohio you aren't stopped unless you're more than 8.5 mph over.That's because the radar is calibrated that way.





Not the patrolman.



The Time Traveler defense has worked.



Technically they can throw you in jail immediately for life with no parole.Normally it's a 2x for every mile over on top of 5 large.





Or you can give the guy $500 cash and all is forgotten.




I know...I've been there...I've done that.......she wasn't that good...but I did.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:02 AM
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:03 AM
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Gosh...I better leave this thread right now before notype comes back and makes me look brilliant again.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:23 AM
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:30 AM
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Oh boy.

I forgot.


Better leave now before notype returns....he stings like the Diaper.






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No I didn't.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:39 AM
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As these things often go.....for all the great pointers in here......the chances any of them being true are probably so small one shouldn't even bother considering their veracity.

In Ohio you aren't stopped unless you're more than 8.5 mph over.That's because the radar is calibrated that way.
You're wrong on that one. OH is calibrated to trip at 7 mph over. Know that one for a fact, as I graduated from high school in OH with someone who's father was the commander of the local highway patrol office.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:50 AM
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You're wrong on that one. OH is calibrated to trip at 7 mph over. Know that one for a fact, as I graduated from high school in OH with someone who's father was the commander of the local highway patrol office.
how dare you question morty's rightness??? he has NEVER been wrong.




that was my application for your posse morty. can i get in the clubhouse now?
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:07 AM
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You're wrong on that one. OH is calibrated to trip at 7 mph over. Know that one for a fact, as I graduated from high school in OH with someone who's father was the commander of the local highway patrol office.

Oh my God.







You can't be serious.

You will never be Wheel Barrow if you really are.




Now say....."I was joking."



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Old 05-29-2008, 10:09 AM
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how dare you question morty's rightness??? he has NEVER been wrong.




that was my application for your posse morty. can i get in the clubhouse now?




Capture Public Enemy Number One ,Bonnie Parker, and we'll see.

But be warned....she has vowed never to be issued a speeding ticket alive.
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:14 AM
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Notice the swine never questioned my assertion a speeding ticket is a life without parole consequense.
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:16 AM
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The deadly outlaw Ms. Parker is said to be crafting a book entitled.....

TRAFFIC COURT:HOW I SURVIVED.
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:18 AM
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Soon to be followed by ...



MY LIFE ON THE RUN FROM ROAD CROSSWALK GUARDS
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:21 AM
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Gosh...I'm still reeling from that last notype zinger.



I may have to get myself to the nearest Barbershop to tend to my near fatal wounds.
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:23 AM
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Ms. Parker is also working on a fine poim...




The Legend of Bonnie and The Philski
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