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Old 05-30-2008, 02:58 PM
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Are you requesting a date and time for the Vaporization Chamber...sir?
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:02 PM
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only if I have to read one more Big Browny threat...then please end it for me...please
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:24 PM
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only if I have to read one more Big Browny threat...then please end it for me...please

Oh geez.....a 4 year old girl could predict Wig,Bown wins against this latest collection of caurosel horseys brought to life by magic dust.

For those who want to rage on about how great he is....well let them do it.


Just don't let you get caught up in the latest TardyJones frenzy.
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:25 PM
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First of all, we're not talking about 1/10th of a second. One length is about 1/5th of a second. So if a horse wins by 10 lengths instead of 5 lengths, we are talking about a full second. Under one scenario, the horse is all out. Under the other scenario, the horse is not even close to being all out. It makes a huge difference.

By the way, I saw Smarty Jones train between the Preakness and the Belmont and he didn't look like the same horse. In his morning gallops before the Derby and the Preakness, he couldn't have looked any sharper. He had his neck arched and ears pricked and he looked unbelievable. He didn't look the same way after the Preakness. That race knocked him out.
Why does it make a huge difference?? Again, you haven't answered my question. You are making incredible inferences...I would tend to think running big races on the Derby Trail, then big races in the Derby and Preakness wore him out rather than just running the Preakness one second faster than he should have. It is the culmination of MANY races that tires the horse out...not running one second too fast in one particular race. So you're honestly telling me running 9.5 f in 1:56 doesn't make a horse tired but running it in 1:55 does?? I don't buy that and never will.
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:01 PM
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HOC...SJ was second by 8 lengths...he got beat by 1 length...Birdstone..number 4.



My best guess, AFTER the fact, is he got beat by a better horsey that particular day.

I ddin't recognize the ZC that day---wish I had...others did.




But Pumpkin is trying to be a NewYorkSharpie here.


Believe me---he isn't.
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:03 PM
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Steve;



I would love to take you up on you offer....you know...the smart offer only smart posters get and not the TwiceVaporized ones.






The truth is...I'm getting a lot of flak about this from Andy.

I have only been on his show ......briefly---but still....and no other ones.

So he advertises as being the only public handicapper to have a direct funnel to me and that I have appeared on his show, although briefly---but still,and no others.






And so...I feel kind of an allegiance there.

I hope you understand....but to you I must say no.





I do wish you and the Tataglias the best of luck .
Tataglia's a pimp... He could never have outcapped Andyno.. But I didn't know until today that it was Hossini all along...
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:04 PM
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How about THE DUDE with Australian racing handicapping angles?
Well..Mr. Excitement.








Sorry I missed this one.













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Old 05-30-2008, 05:06 PM
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Tataglia's a pimp... He could never have outcapped Andyno.. But I didn't know until today that it was Hossini all along...

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You know...it figures it would have been Hossini and not Fat BentMahPuda.

Hossini was always smart.
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:38 PM
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"Hello Carlo.."
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:40 PM
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"Hello Carlo.."


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:47 PM
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HOC...SJ was second by 8 lengths...he got beat by 1 length...Birdstone..number 4.



My best guess, AFTER the fact, is he got beat by a better horsey that particular day.

I ddin't recognize the ZC that day---wish I had...others did.




But Pumpkin is trying to be a NewYorkSharpie here.


Believe me---he isn't.
Pretty weak all around effort by you today.

I'lll give you another chance in a month or so.

Good night, Harold.
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:53 PM
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"Hello Carlo.."
Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tatagllia. Moe green. Slacci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so dont tell me that you are innocent. Admit what you did.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:02 PM
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Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tatagllia. Moe green. Slacci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so dont tell me that you are innocent. Admit what you did.
And so the dumb azz did.

It was quite obvious the GoldenBoy wasn't for sure Carlo was in on it...so he acted like he did; pretending he wasn't sure who had approached Carlo about it.


What a dumb actor.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:05 PM
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Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tatagllia. Moe green. Slacci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so dont tell me that you are innocent. Admit what you did.

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Old 05-30-2008, 06:07 PM
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Pretty weak all around effort by you today.

I'lll give you another chance in a month or so.

Good night, Harold.

You know...there's nothing like a fried,breaded pork chop still claiming to be a key component of the living swine.

It's like Iraq asking the USA in Desert Storm if we've had enough.




The thing about the vaporized is....
















They're everywhere.

































We see them all the time.








































They don't know that they're vaporized.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:13 PM
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You know...you're right.
That's right. Until next time when, hopefully, you'll invite your filthy hillbilly friend along. And bring Sammy too..... dead or alive. Ok?
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:16 PM
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That's right. Until next time when, hopefully, you'll invite your filthy hillbilly friend along. And bring Sammy too..... dead or alive. Ok?


Have you had any inquiries regarding your SPACE FOR RENT SIGN on your head?
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:21 PM
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Have you had any inquiries regarding your SPACE FOR RENT SIGN on your head?
that was funny right there....please don't use it on me!
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:30 PM
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Fine work Morty and good call by Steve to move this thread into Morty territory. Morty responded like a champion.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:51 PM
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Please shut up.

Oh gosh...I missed this.




Golly.



I'm going to die.





fr&l-a!!
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