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Old 06-12-2008, 08:06 AM
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I always loved the Bee Gees
Oh stop it.



Beehive yourself.
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:09 AM
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i'll trust you.

but i still hope there's boo tee in the afterlife.


Oh yes....in fact Aunt Bee is reserved for B B King.
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:10 AM
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Stop belittling me with this stuff
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:15 AM
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To bee or not to bee....this is the question.
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:16 AM
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Who is the best bee trainer in the country?



If I said Nick Beeto ,would you be surprised?
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:22 AM
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It's hard to ride those little fellas, and keeping them in line without a whip is nearly imposible
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:24 AM
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Who is the best bee trainer in the country?



If I said Nick Beeto ,would you be surprised?

It used to bee Bee Wayne Lucas
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There are quite a few good ones in the flying bee stables
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:26 AM
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Oh my God.





That was uncalled for.

Let's talk about the great Bee movies coming out.
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:31 AM
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2 Bees fly into a barhive.



One orders a slo gin buzz...the other a stinger.Beekeep says "So what's the buzz?"


"Not much...worker bees still on strike.By the way.....give me another----make it a bumble.Is it getting swarm in here?"
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:38 AM
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Oh my God.





That was uncalled for.

Let's talk about the great Bee movies coming out.
I always tear up during the Christmas showing of It's A Wonderful Hive
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"" May the force be with you ""....O'Bee one cannobee
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:57 AM
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These are getting really bad.






Someone hep bee!!
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Old 06-12-2008, 09:16 AM
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Do you know by the time English bees are 3 weeks old they already know their BeeBeeC's?
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Anyone here know Larva script?
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Is there anyone in here???

How 'bout a little kissy-poo...bee bee?
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Old 06-12-2008, 09:20 AM
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Pollen all cars....pollen all cars.
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These are getting really bad.

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^^^ BusyBee
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A woman runs into the golf course pro shop and screams, "I was just stung by a bee!"
The golf pro asks, "Where?"

Still screaming, the woman replies, "Between the first and second hole."

The pro scratches his head for a moment and replies, "It sounds like your stance is too wide."
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