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Old 06-23-2008, 11:43 AM
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Oh my.......that was rather harsh---don't ya think?


And I hate Sammy Haggar.


perhaps...maybe I need some sensitivity training

or just listen to somemore Peter Allen ?
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:45 AM
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Oh it's ok....as long as you are truly sorry.



To tell you the truth about Allen......he sure did have fun doing what he did....and I thought I Go To Rio was just a really great song.


Oh he was a little gay all right.....but he didn't care about showing it and you do have to give him a lot of credit for guts.






But ...BOY!





ror!!
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:37 PM
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I am reconsidering haunting the ...CAH-SOl...once again.

On a weekend basis...only.




This is to throw Thebby a bone since I told her that her refusal to dart me and my past exits have all added up to a great inner strength and I told her I could now leave on my own and not return.



She cried so much over this I had to strike a compromise.


She told me how much she loved me and couldn't live without me.



































Gosh ...I think I said more than I should have.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:43 AM
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I will continue to haunt the ....CAH-SOL....but only in full body apparitions...from here forward.




when it's Midnight at the....CAH-SOL
take my zebra to bed
UPS!!...i mean shadows paintin' our faces
traces of romance in our heads
heaven's holdin' a half-moon
shinin' just for us
let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon
and kick up a little dust
come on, franny is my friend
she'll point out the way
till the evenin' ends
Till the evenin' ends
franny,you don't have to answer
there's no need to speak
come on and be my belly dancer, prancer
please let me wet my beak

i know you have a great..SUN-TAN
i'm sure it's known to all
and in that BI-KIN-I, OUI-OUI!
ya knock me against the wall!
but you won't need no bikini, honey
when i'm by your side
and you won't need no boa,uh-uh
when I take you for a ride
come on, the..CAH-SOL.. is our friend
he'll point out the way
come on, till the evenin' ends
till the evenin' ends
midnight at the...CAH-SOL
take my zebra to bed
there i go again
i mean
got shadows paintin' our faces
and traces of romance in our heads
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:24 PM
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Maria Grazia Rosa Domenica D'Amato
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:08 PM
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I know...I use to think she was Hispanic.









Franny...why you do this to me,Franny?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM4WLwa-rIw
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:25 PM
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I know...I use to think she was Hispanic.









Franny...why you do this to me,Franny?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM4WLwa-rIw

ROR !!!!!


FR&L-A!!!!!!! (Ireallylikethatone)




!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Well Morty if you were to just vaporize the basement rooms would be like...


Midsummer's nite dream without Puck


or Edward Scissorhands without the scissors


or the Looking Glass without the Mad Hatter
or maybe the catapillar,
or actually the cheshire cat
or possibly the Queen of Heart..off with their heads
well actually maybe all the alice characters except Alice or the Wabbit.

it would be like Gilligan's Island without Gilligan

or the Franklin CAH-SOL without a Ghost

Ya know what ah mean?
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:27 PM
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Maria Grazia Rosa Domenica D'Amato
You've changed your cat again......
Is it related to the cheshire cat?
Is that your cat?
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:37 PM
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FrangipaniFranny...ah love yo azz.



( Special thanks to the editor here..... )
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:58 PM
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I have reassembled EveryLittleBitHurts.

I hope you all enjoy it.


I call it......EveryLittleBitHurts









ah loves when franny lirts
ah loves when franny flirts..

Every night I lie,
every night I eat pie,
every night I wonder why
i lie and eat pie,
won't you have some with me


dahdahdah....dah dah

ah loves when franny flirts
ah loves when franny flirts..

you say love me so,
and ah know you aint no ho,
i sniff the air,know you are there
the frangipani is so dandy,
your in the air.
how you haunt me franny
sing to me my grammy.


dahdahdah...dahdahdah..dahdah


Oh, come back to flirt,
baby with me,
I can give you everything even desert,
if you will rule en ze hay..with me.

ah loves when franny lirts
ah loves when franny lirts

you have pretty legs in short skirts,
don't ever go and leave me so,
yes you know i'm a dough-dough.


dahdahdah...dah dah

Oh, come back to flirt,
baby with me,
I can give you everything even desert,
if you will rule en ze hay..with me.

ah loves when franny flirts
ah loves when franny flirts
ah loves when franny flirts
ah loves when franny flirts



dah dah... dah dah
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You've changed your cat again......
Is it related to the cheshire cat?
Is that your cat?

She is persian and yes she is my cat.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:22 PM
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I found this......CAH-SOL....worthy:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDPag...eature=related
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Ya jist cain't git anuff a this one...know what ahm sayin'?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQsAx...eature=related
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Ya jist cain't git anuff a this one...know what ahm sayin'?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQsAx...eature=related

Good Stuff! Duane..would you like a Freestone or a Clingstone?
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:12 PM
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Now yer talkin'........as good as they went on to be( and already wear)..one can only imagine how good they would have been if Duane had only taken a few motorcycle lessons.

No joke...I'm serious.



But I didn't have any either.......and that's exactly why I got rid of mine a few years ago.

You idiots out there---if you enjoy scaring yourself to death on a bike.....give it up.






The BIG SCARE is just around the next curve.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:54 PM
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Use to just listen and listen to all the Allman Brother early albums....

I took a spill in the high school parking lot on the back of my friends 450 Honda..nothing broken..but cut up from the gravel.

Never again! that was only 35+ years ago...holy sh*t 35 years
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The one they did in around '94 or so was pretty close to all their early stuff.





A HONDA!!?


It deserved to be dumped.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:52 PM
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I have summoned up the ghost of the Elvis Presley...so that he may sing this song I wrote for the Frangipani Franny:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H5WZ1q1lZA
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:35 PM
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I have summoned up the ghost of the Elvis Presley...so that he may sing this song I wrote for the Frangipani Franny:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H5WZ1q1lZA

She is very lucky to have someone like you courting her ...even though you used a dead bloated drug addict in the process....well done!

this might seal the deal..http://youtube.com/watch?v=rpXXTGqVLcw
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Thank you ..so much.
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