Derby Trail Forums

Go Back   Derby Trail Forums > Esoteric Central
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #21  
Old 06-24-2008, 12:34 PM
Kasept's Avatar
Kasept Kasept is offline
Steve Byk
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Greenwich, NY
Posts: 43,310
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Steve...God knows...................










.....oh forget it.
You know what would be perfection right about now?






































A fine MDF poe em.


















Or a toe-tapping MDF country & western clah sick!
__________________
All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad
A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine
Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 06-24-2008, 12:43 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

ah know'd..yew always loved mah azz

ah loved yers ,too

but now ya left and blow'd up mah mahnd

ah gotta stick mah nose up with anything ah kin fahnd





cause yew....fucl<ed up mah lahf

yew fat old sloppy wahf..or yews ta be

yew took all mah money..thar goes mah sunny

ah hate yo azz now


cause yew...fucl<ed up mah lahf

took all mah baseball cards

yew fat ol' tub a lard

ahm jist glad yer mah ex wahf
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 06-24-2008, 12:48 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

and yer the sewers beneath mah streets.....yew ugly fat ol' witch





I forgot to mention the title of this hilbilly love song was YEW KIN TAKE THIS FAT OL' UGLY WITCH AND BOOT 'ER IN THE AZZ FER ALL AH CARE
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 06-24-2008, 12:49 PM
Kasept's Avatar
Kasept Kasept is offline
Steve Byk
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Greenwich, NY
Posts: 43,310
Default

OMG!





















A "CMA" winner fer sher....












Thank you for that Tammy... You've touched the deepest recesses of mah bein'...





















(So make sure you wash your hands...)
__________________
All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad
A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine
Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 06-24-2008, 12:49 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

And it was written by Johnny No Jub.
Reply With Quote
  #26  
Old 06-24-2008, 12:50 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasept
OMG!


A "CMA" winner fer sher....thank you for that Tammy... You've touched the deepest recesses of mah bein'...So make sure you wash your hands...)


!!!!
Reply With Quote
  #27  
Old 06-24-2008, 01:13 PM
Antitrust32 Antitrust32 is offline
Jerome Park
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Ft Lauderdale
Posts: 9,413
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasept


Or a toe-tapping MDF country & western clah sick!

I insured a horse today named toetap! How coincidental!
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Old 06-27-2008, 10:13 AM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I insured a horse today named toetap! How coincidental!

Let me know when you insure a NoseDrops.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:07 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.