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Old 06-24-2008, 10:54 PM
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Default I am getting a real job
It's been a lot of fun being a gambler and more recently a major leauge slacker all of these years - but I am giving this life up and going to work a good honest job. What can I say - I've just become a wash up.

Starting this Friday - I will be heading to Delaware Park and hustling book for a promising jockey. He's hungry - and with Rose out for months - I see an oppurtunity - even with the small fields and all.

I never dreamed of being a jockey agent - as most seem to be phony slimeballs - but I couldn't pass up this once in a lifetime chance.

Here is my money jock:


And this is my bug rider:
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:08 PM
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I mus admit... a good career move for you Jugdash.. I mean Douglas..
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:10 PM
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sharptons red phone ringing off the hook
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:15 PM
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sharptons red phone ringing off the hook
Imus is in the clear for sure now.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:20 PM
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:30 PM
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Scavs actually PM'd me wanting to know the name of the rider.

As hard as I may be trying - I can't out tard all of the tards all of the time.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:35 PM
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Scavs actually PM'd me wanting to know the name of the rider.

As hard as I may be trying - I can't out tard all of the tards all of the time.
one I didn't read the whole thing, two, I am f'n tired, and three, GFY......
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:39 PM
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Sleep depervation isn't a good enough excuse.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:56 PM
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Sleep depervation isn't a good enough excuse.
What about a lack of reading comprehension? Doesn't that count for something? LOL
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:37 AM
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Scavs actually PM'd me wanting to know the name of the rider.
As hard as I may be trying - I can't out tard all of the tards all of the time.
Oh my.
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:25 AM
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Cut him some slack. He's got the whole Stauffer vs. Collmus imaginary battle on his mind.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:35 PM
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When you are finished with your tomfoolery,,would you kindly return my lawn ornaments...
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:38 PM
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Thread of the year material!

Too f'n FUNNY!
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DRUGS We found a pix of your apt in NYC!

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Old 06-25-2008, 08:49 PM
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Sleep depervation isn't a good enough excuse.
yeah...it's not like you use it for your spelling
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:20 PM
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DRUGS We found a pix of your apt in NYC!

I've been there... many times. Love that entrance.
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:18 PM
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:23 PM
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I never dreamed of being a jockey agent - as most seem to be phony slimeballs - but I couldn't pass up this once in a lifetime chance.
I think Freddy Fong could use a new agent...

You interested?
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:49 AM
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Did Daniel Carver make that Jockey ??
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