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Old 07-31-2008, 09:10 AM
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SnowyWoods.....where puds and the Illinois Fighting Vagini come to rest...and cool.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:07 AM
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We will be awarding a Best of Show for the board ladies vagina contest today.




Let's hear those descriptions,girls.

Photos will definitely be given priority.

Don't be shy....show Vagina Pride---dammit!!
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:33 AM
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Meanwhile...on hour side stage.....debunking lifetime givens:



3+3=6








Oh really?











Take yer 3........now add another right next to it as a mirror image......OK?


Now smoosh them together.





You see ...8 ?



















Now then.....W.





Double U....correct?









V+V= W









Double V .







































Ya just can't buy stuff like this.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:44 AM
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since mine is the only one you've seen... do I automatically win?
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:46 AM
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(Baby....I thought we weren't going to mention our Sara encounter? You may have just disqualified yourself.)
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Old 08-01-2008, 10:08 AM
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(Baby....I thought we weren't going to mention our Sara encounter? You may have just disqualified yourself.)

I know you cant compare a professional vag to amateurs.


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Old 08-01-2008, 10:11 AM
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I know you cant compare a professional vag to amateurs.


ror!!


This is SSSSSSSSSO true!!!










You are now officially disqualified...with honors.



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Old 08-01-2008, 11:10 AM
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Etched on the back of a certain CheapWhiskeyDancerBar:




she never fails to deliver with her vaginal quiver
she gets up tight and throws forward with all her might
and shapes circles in your eyes so you can't see
it will blind your mind just a little at a time 'cause her name is Fran-ee
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:13 AM
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I think it was probably Ree Diculahs who etched it.
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Etched on the back of a certain CheapWhiskeyDancerBar:




she never fails to deliver with her vaginal quiver
she gets up tight and throws forward with all her might
and shapes circles in your eyes so you can't see
it will blind your mind just a little at a time 'cause her name is Sight-ee
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:17 AM
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:18 AM
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make better
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:20 AM
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make better
Kissy


I'm too bitchy to be a cheapwhiskeydancer, I'd deliver a swift kick to the head to anyone who got near me.
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kissy-poo



Gud wun!
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I was in Cleveland a few months ago and made a stop in the male cheapwhiskeybar...I think this may have been NT's very own predator...




http://www.farhorizons.com/south-ame...closeup_lg.jpg
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Old 08-01-2008, 12:21 PM
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Oh fer gosh sakes.
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I thought you shook your money maker pretty well.
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And I thought your purse didn't shake enough in kind.
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Old 08-01-2008, 12:50 PM
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saw a nice girl at the zoo today
boy she could really bale the hay
she had big breasts and a big smile
but you get tired of that after a while






so if you want to be happy for the rest of your life!
get a bitchy woman to be your wife!
so for my personal point of view!
get a bitchy,small breasted woman to marry you!!
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And I thought your purse didn't shake enough in kind.


There was a woman walking a minature horsey down Broadway...it was so cute!
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